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  • August 13, 2014
    These are the Tricera Hi-Tops from Archaix Laboratories. They're currently only a Kickstarter project but with enough stolen credit card numbers I plan to make them a reality. $88 gets a pair of any children's size, and $99 any adult size up to a men's 13. Plus they're Velcr... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2014
    This is the pair of Borderlands inspired cel-shaded jeans created from a pair of regular jeans and fabric markers/paint. They make your ass look like it's straight out of Pandora. So, which manufacturer do you think is gonna be the first to actually start producing cel-shaded... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2014
    This is a clip of The Swedish Chef, Beaker and Animal edited to look like they're performing The Beastie Boys' iconic 'So What'cha Want'. It is a thing of beauty. Like the bare breasts of a Renaissance sculpture, but with way fewer 'NO TOUCHING' signs required to keep people ... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2014
    Claire Wyckoff (pretty please be pronounced wackoff) uses the Nike+ run-tracking app to run in penis shapes, which she then posts to her Tumblr 'Running Drawing'. She doesn't JUST do penises though, just a LOT of penises (she's also done a unicorn, middle finger, Slimer from G... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2014
    In news that will most certainly work its way into my most erotic fantasies, some paleontologists now believe that t-rexes hunted in packs, working together to bring down large prey. Clever girls. When reached for comment about the discovery, one blogger covered his boner wit... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2014
    Note: Start your volume low, it's loud. This is a jazz version of the Game of Thrones theme as performed by the New Orleans Swamp Donkeys at BB King's Blues Club in New York City. I am into it. But, FULL DISCLOSURE: I've always liked the Game of Thrones theme AND jazz music,... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2014
    Dildo-generator is a "user friendly" (although I struggled to make anything that looked even remotely like somebody would want it inside them) website that allows users to design their own sex toys for 3-D printing. After creating the ideal dimensions for your dildo/buttplug (... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2014
    This is the Bradley, a $195 - $275 watch designed to be read by the blind, but one that's also sleek enough for anybody to want to wear. Hell, I can see 20/20 and I still want one. Hey Terry, eat shit you f***ing monster! *squinting* Wait -- is this not my Google Chat box? ... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    These are the 3-D printed fingernail art designs made and sold by The Laser Girls (aka Sarah C. Awad and Dhemerae Ford). Man, I wish I was a Laser Girl. Or a Laser Boy -- I don't care, I just wish I was a laser. You know what laser stands for? "Light amplification by stimul... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2013
    This is the $600 meteorite and dinosaur leg bone wedding ring made and sold by Etsy purveyor JewelrybyJohan. Is $600 expensive for a wedding ring? Correct answer: Not if there's dino bone and meteorite involved. I do think it's a little insensitive though that they chose to p... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2012
    These are some $63 dragon pajamas. They're pajamas with a dragon hood attached so you and your lover can play Save the Princess in the bedroom. Granted I'm not sure how the hell Save the Princess works when YOU'RE the one dressed as a dragon, but my guess is it involves anoth... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2012
    This is a triceratops tractor. It's a tractor with a metal triceratops attached to it that can move its head and open its mouth. It's the opposite of a muscle car. Get it? Because it's only bones! LOLOLKILLMENOW. Still, I'd drive it. Probably on the sidewalk. I would al... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2012
    I lied, they only makes bikini tops. You're still gonna have to wear a dragon hide or whatever for a bottom. Or -- OR -- nothing at all. I'm gonna vote nothing at all provided, you know, GIANT BUSH. One time I went to a nude beach and thought a lady was wearing a silver bi... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2012
    Oh man, I used to have a buttplug with rainbow streamers coming out the end that made me look like a unicorn. I think my roommate stole it when he moved. You've probably already known about these forever because you're some kind of animal role-player in the bedroom, but you k... / Continue →