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  • May 20, 2014
    Remember the Aerofex hoverbike from back in 2012? Well the company has been hard at work fine-tuning the design and says models could be available for sale to the public as early as 2017. You can even already put down a $5,000 deposit towards one of the $85,000 deathtraps. A... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2014
    A live action musical of Back to the Future is coming to London's West End next year, with a possible Broadway run if it proves successful enough. AND HOW COULD IT NOT? You think there's going to have a real DeLorean on stage or just a cardboard cutout? The film's original... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2013
    This is a video of Street Fighter's vodka swilling Ruskie Zangief putting the hurt on a bunch of drunks. Just a heads up though -- there's some puking at 1:10. Then right after that there's a naked guy getting his penis stuck in a delivery van's front grill. That was weird. ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2013
    This is the '2013 instant karma fails' compilation created by Uniformedia. I've had a pretty piss-poor couple of days, so I really needed that. You know how I feel about jerks and @$$hole getting what's coming to them -- that is like, MY THING. Granted in some of the clips I... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2013
    Apparently everybody's favorite science guy Bill Nye tore 80% of his quadricep last week and was advised to not dance this week on Dancing With the Stars but performed this Daft Punk inspired number anyways. He and his partner got the boot afterwards. 80% of a quadricep, good... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2013
    This is the giant slip and slide launch ramp built at the Ohio Dreams Action Sports Camp in Butler, Ohio. The ramp is usually used to practice ski jumping into the pool below but now they've added slip n' slides for people with less Olympic ambition. It looks like fun. Fun, ... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2013
    This is the water slide some good ol' boys built off a roof, complete with a 12-foot loopty loop. The first guy to try it falls mid-loop and hurts himself pretty bad. The second guy to try it falls mid-loop and hurts himself moderately, but not badly enough to not try it a th... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2013
    Razor, best known for reinventing the scooter (or at least making a shit-ton of cash money selling the things), has just unveiled the $400 Crazy Cart, an electric go-kart that can drive and drift in any direction. It looks like it goes pretty fast too. The bad news: a full ba... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2013
    This is a video of a guy cosplaying as the QWOP runner (links to game) at Anime North 2013. I'm pretty sure it's the same guy who cosplayed as the QWOP runner at Anime North 2012, but with AN IMPROVED ROUTINE. That's serious commitment to the character. He took a year, pract... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2012
    A recent study of emergency room visits published in the Journal of Urology details the top causes of injured dingalings. The results might shock you! Ooooor sneak up from behind and kick you in the bals. Personally, I always injure myself trying to jump over things too high... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2012
    Note: Guy drops a line of expletives at the 0:20 mark. They really add something though so watch that part if you can. This is a video of Toughguy McShatteredtailbone trying to cannonball into a frozen pool in Germany. Unfortunately for dude's coccyx, the pool is like REALLY... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2012
    These are some officially licensed Batman TWIN BLADE folding knives. My God, Wayne Enterprises has gone downhill. They cost about $9 and come in different colors so you can accessorize any outfit. "But why do they have two blades?" To hurt yourself, silly! Thanks to car... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2012
    Ahahahhahaha, if I had one of those I'd be pretending it was my penis too! This is slingshot aficionado Joerg Sprave's latest slinger of shots, 'Shaka Zulu's Wet Dream'. It shoots traditional Zulu spears with enough force to bury them a couple inches in a solid wood block. D... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2012
    This is a video of Jorge Sprave demonstrating his latest and greatest way to accidentally kill/maim yourself, the throwing-knife shooting slingshot. Because why waste all your precious arm-power throwing throwing knives when you can shoot throwing knives? Not to mention it f... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2012
    In hipster-heartbreaking news, some doctors are now claiming that ultra-tight "skinny" jeans are causing leg-related health problems, and at least one really fantastic looking bulge in the front of a blogger's pants. ABC recently interviewed Dr. Karen Boyle from Greater Balt... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2012
    To prove he's not just a one trick pony Nord, here's a video of slingshot aficionado Joerg Sprave with his homemade portable-drill powered steak knife chainsaw. It's not really a chainsaw though -- it's belt driven. Me? I'm chauffeur driven. "The bus doesn't count." Haha, ... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2012
    This is a video of an old man opening a beer bottle with a chainsaw. I swear I've seen a video of this trick before, but whatever, this guy revs his chainsaw way more earning him +5 showmanship. You know what else chainsaws are great at opening? Legs. Haha, there's a bone i... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2011
    A group of twelve zombie extras were injured on set of the new Resident Evil movie when the platform they were standing on shifted and they forgot how to stand. Seven were back on set and working later that day, but the other five, well, they weren't so fortunate. Get it? Be... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2011
    This is an impressive set (unlike that piece of shit Blu-Ray trilogy coming out amirite?!) of Youtuber Timeyodie performing the voices of 34 different characters from the Star Wars universe and making some of the funniest faces I've ever seen. Every time I wanted to slap him o... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2011
    This is a video advertising some sports complex's '3-D' trampoline dodgeball court. It looks fun. Maybe not as fun as 3-D trampoline kickball, but that would take a whole lot more trampolines. And speaking of trampolines -- the last two times I've gotten into a bounce-house ... / Continue →