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  • April 4, 2016
    This is a video of Uncle Rob doing some arts & crafts by throwing cans of spraypaint into a lawnmower. Weird, I didn't even know I had an Uncle Rob. And, based on his life choices and everything about this video, I'm not sure how much longer I'll have one either. *reading eu... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2016
    Because what good is having a Youtube channel if you can't fill children's heads with very, very bad ideas, this is a video of Joerg Sprave demonstrating how he modified a NERF pistol to shoot scalpel blade darts. I remember when I was a kid and we'd have NERF wars I'd always ... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2016
    This is security camera footage of an escalator in China's Zhejiang Province suddenly reversing, sending everybody crashing down to the bottom in a hurry. Five people were treated for minor injuries, and all the people will require treatment to get over their newfound fear of ... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2016
    This is a video from Slow Mo Guys Dan Gruchy and Gavin Free of a mouse trap crushing Gavin's tongue filmed at 2,000 frames/second. It's kinda gross. Tongues are weird. One time a girl put her tongue in my mouth and it felt super weird. Kind of like having a slug in your mou... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2016
    This is a short video of 39-year old Mark Tamlin telling the story of how he fell off his son's hoverboard and got a concussion and suffered from amnesia for a couple days and thought it was 2010. He's all good now, although he still doesn't remember the day of the accident. ... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2015
    This is a video of a Thai Jackass aspirant (seriously) having a fire ant nest dumped onto his privates. He doesn't handle it well. That face he's making -- that is like, the opposite of a poker face. Also, why did they decide to do this in the middle of the road at an inter... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2015
    This is a video of The Hula Hoop Man (a godawful superhero but still the toughest hula hooper I've ever seen) hula hooping with a tractor tire. I didn't think it was possible. And I especially didn't think it was possible without tearing your nipples off. Not bad, Hula Hoop ... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2015
    This is a short video of skier Erik Sunnerheim pulling himself around on a frozen lake with the help of a chainsaw. It looks dangerous. Like hunting great white sharks and using yourself as bait. Which I have done before because I am tough as nails. Just kidding, I lost a ... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2015
    Note: Video contains some solid bad words on account of things not going as expected. This is a spectacular 8.5-minute video compilation of things breaking (usually through attempted feats of jackassery), often resulting in people hurting themselves. There are so many good on... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2014
    PROTIP: Keep your volume down. This is a short video of a guy accidentally launching himself off the back of a truck after the handcart he's pushing slips over the edge of the pallet lift and physics take over. Now that -- that was a SOLID face-plant. It almost seems like he... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2014
    Remember the Aerofex hoverbike from back in 2012? Well the company has been hard at work fine-tuning the design and says models could be available for sale to the public as early as 2017. You can even already put down a $5,000 deposit towards one of the $85,000 deathtraps. A... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2014
    A live action musical of Back to the Future is coming to London's West End next year, with a possible Broadway run if it proves successful enough. AND HOW COULD IT NOT? You think there's going to have a real DeLorean on stage or just a cardboard cutout? The film's original... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2013
    This is a video of Street Fighter's vodka swilling Ruskie Zangief putting the hurt on a bunch of drunks. Just a heads up though -- there's some puking at 1:10. Then right after that there's a naked guy getting his penis stuck in a delivery van's front grill. That was weird. ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2013
    This is the '2013 instant karma fails' compilation created by Uniformedia. I've had a pretty piss-poor couple of days, so I really needed that. You know how I feel about jerks and @$$hole getting what's coming to them -- that is like, MY THING. Granted in some of the clips I... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2013
    Apparently everybody's favorite science guy Bill Nye tore 80% of his quadricep last week and was advised to not dance this week on Dancing With the Stars but performed this Daft Punk inspired number anyways. He and his partner got the boot afterwards. 80% of a quadricep, good... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2013
    This is the giant slip and slide launch ramp built at the Ohio Dreams Action Sports Camp in Butler, Ohio. The ramp is usually used to practice ski jumping into the pool below but now they've added slip n' slides for people with less Olympic ambition. It looks like fun. Fun, ... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2013
    This is the water slide some good ol' boys built off a roof, complete with a 12-foot loopty loop. The first guy to try it falls mid-loop and hurts himself pretty bad. The second guy to try it falls mid-loop and hurts himself moderately, but not badly enough to not try it a th... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2013
    Razor, best known for reinventing the scooter (or at least making a shit-ton of cash money selling the things), has just unveiled the $400 Crazy Cart, an electric go-kart that can drive and drift in any direction. It looks like it goes pretty fast too. The bad news: a full ba... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2013
    This is a video of a guy cosplaying as the QWOP runner (links to game) at Anime North 2013. I'm pretty sure it's the same guy who cosplayed as the QWOP runner at Anime North 2012, but with AN IMPROVED ROUTINE. That's serious commitment to the character. He took a year, pract... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2012
    A recent study of emergency room visits published in the Journal of Urology details the top causes of injured dingalings. The results might shock you! Ooooor sneak up from behind and kick you in the bals. Personally, I always injure myself trying to jump over things too high... / Continue →