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  • January 14, 2014
    Allegedly this is the first time a deep-sea squid has been filmed attacking a fish (and using its beak to drill into the fish's spinal cord -- BRUTAL). I have no idea if that's true or not because 1. I'm not a marine biologist and 2. I didn't Google it. Allegedly it is though... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2013
    Seen here looking like an animal that's had its head shot off and reattached one too many times, the robotic deer Florida police use to catch out-of-season hunters gazes sadly at the camera. "I'd rather be a wall mount," I imagine it saying. Obviously it's never seen itself i... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2013
    Season Shot is soon-to-be released shotgun ammo that kills and seasons the game bird you shoot with spice pellets instead of little metal balls. The ammo will come in Cajun, lemon pepper, garlic, teriyaki and honey mustard varieties, none of which will make a clay pigeon edibl... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2013
    The podunk town of Deer Trail, Colorado, is considering selling drone hunting permits and offering $100 bounties for bringing in pieces of downed government drones. No word if they'll fall for a box of broken pinball parts. "We do not want drones in town," Phillip Steel, the ... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2013
    This is a .338 Lapua Magnum rifle outfitted with a Linux-powered TrackingPoint XS1 system, an advanced computerized scope that takes all the guesswork out of shooting animals in the woods. Sport, LOL. Why not just send an unmanned drone to go kill all the deer for you? The i... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2012
    These are some shots of a shark breaching the water to catch a seal snapped off the coast of Cape Town, South Africa by photographer Dana Allen. I'm not sure how long he (he -- Dana's a he) had to sit around waiting for a shark to fly, but maybe it happens all the time. Now i... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2012
    Not gonna lie, sometimes unsolved mysteries are way cooler. So I could hardly sleep last night because I kept tossing and turning thinking about this goat-man mystery, and now, thankfully (although disappointingly), he's come forward to claim he's a hunter practicing his goat-... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2012
    This is a new model of Henry Repeating Arms .22-caliber AR-7 that can be disassembled and stored in its waterproof buttstock. And speaking of buttstocks *shakin' that ass with a knee-high wedged between buttcheeks* "GW? That's a buttsock." I love puns! You think if I drew ... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2012
    Note: Space-Bat bravely passed away three years ago today. GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN. This the Harmless Hunter 'Killshot' Camera, a camera built into a fake rifle's scope and designed to take pictures of the animal you were going to kill instead of actually killing it. It..... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2012
    Inb4 where the f*** is the beer cooler attachment? This is the $9,300 Action Trackchair, a motorized wheelchair trackchair made for hunting that has a wheelie bar in the back so you don't do backflips shooting at bears with a cannon. I must have one. The chair can reach brea... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2011
    Transform and reel in! This is the $425 Pack Rifle, a .22 caliber single-shot rifle that turns into a fishing pole in case you're tired of hunting wabbit and wanna grill some fish over the campfire or whatever the hell you outdoorsy types do. Wear flannel and shit in a hole? ... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2011
    I'm not gonna lie bro, you wouldn't stand a chance at 'The Most Dangerous Game'. Some dipshit moron shot a fox and, having not killed it because he sucks at aiming, decided to try beating it to death with the butt of his rifle. Only thing was, the sly fox wasn't having it. T... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2010
    The Critter Gitter is a ridiculous monster truck thing made for hunting zombies/everything else. Mostly everything else. But is that gonna stop me from hot-wiring one and plowing through groups of the undead once the apocalypse begins? It will not. It's called the Critter G... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2009
    Would she look like this? Admittedly, at first I thought this was a ninja turtle with its shell on backwards, but then I spotted the helmet. Buzz Lightyear, right? I jest! Boob-a Fett. Also, what in the hell's that green thing standing behind you? Because I just put a $6 b... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2009
    Because everybody deserves the right to shoot animals, a 46-year old quadriplegic will now be hunting in New Jersey with the assistance of a mouth-operated 12-gauge shotgun. Jamie Cap, 46, was injured in an accident 30 years ago while playing American football. A head-on tackl... / Continue →