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  • April 25, 2013
    In further proof I picked the wrong f***ing major, the University of Victoria in British Columbia is offering a 'Science of Batman' course that explores the human body and it's adaptability though the life of Batman. No word if losing both parents at a young age is a prerequis... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2012
    4? Crank that thing up to at least 12! We all sweat. I'm talking about us dudes, not you ladies. Ladies don't sweat. Or smell. And they DEFINITELY don't use the bathroom. I assume women's restrooms are just all sinks and perfume. This is an armpit microwaver that nukes ... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2012
    In hipster-heartbreaking news, some doctors are now claiming that ultra-tight "skinny" jeans are causing leg-related health problems, and at least one really fantastic looking bulge in the front of a blogger's pants. ABC recently interviewed Dr. Karen Boyle from Greater Balt... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2012
    This is 21-going-on-6-year-old Valeria Lukyanova (links to her Ukranian Facebook-y thing with LITERALLY 10,000 more photos of Little Ms. Vain). Valeria always dreamed of being a real life Barbie doll. And now, after numerous surgeries, she's finally realized her dream AND CAN... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2011
    AIDS: like the shitty entertainment center my neighbor set by the road, nobody wants it. But now scientists believe they're one step closer to a vaccine after discovering a method of attacking HIV before it's able to compromise an immune system. Hey, sounds good to me. The s... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2011
    I was really hoping for more of an 'X marks the spot' kinda map, but hey -- virgins beggars can't be choosers. Beggars can threaten to kill you if you don't give them a cigarette though. That's like the one thing they're allowed. So yeah, scientists have successfully mapped ... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2011
    Why this has taken so long is beyond me (although I suspect it has something to do with a lack of ingenuity and an excess of "boobs -- I can see boobs!"), but now airport body scans will show the TSA agent a generic human diagram with the area where you hid the bomb highlighted... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2011
    Bro. Hey bro -- your penis fell off. This is a human anatomy LEGO figure (not to be confused with the anatomy OF a LEGO figure) created by LEGOmaniac and Flickr user Choking Hazards (I know they are but I can't resist!) and Photoshopped to look like it's straight out of an ol... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2011
    "You're a large. Also, EVERYBODY DOWN THE BALD WOMAN HAS A GUN!" Sometimes I wear a large. Sometimes I wear an extra large. But I always wear custom boxers made to accommodate a giant member. Think of my pants as the reptile house at a zoo, but with even more mice being ea... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2011
    You see that picture? That's a needle at the bottom. I know, I thought it was a knight's jousting lance at first too and was all, "PFFT, THAT CAMERA AIN'T SO SMALL!" But no, it's a needle. Which you and I both know is like double the circumference of your protractor. What?... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2011
    It's a body bag! This is a sleeping bag that looks like an anatomical diagram of the human organs. You know, or a person who had their skin removed by a cannibal. Which, fun fact, look the exact same. Just don't use it when you're camping or you better believe somebody's go... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2010
    I'd never heard the term "human ivory" before, and I'm gonna be honest, I'm kind of wishing I still hadn't. In case you couldn't tell from the picture, it's human finger and toenail clippings. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go puke, wash my face and get myself together aga... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2010
    Eat a cheeseburger! More like Google Booty, amirite?! Get it? Because everybody always goes straight for the butt! No? Just me? Liars. The Body Browser is a 3D model of the human anatomy that includes various layers, such as the circulatory and nervous systems and the sk... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    These are a few Star Wars themed yoga poses because, dammit, a Jedi doesn't stay limber huffing The Force alone. No, they have to actually exercise to stay fit. Except Yoda, he just drinks swamp water and lets internal parasites do all the work (smart thinking, prune). This ... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2010
    Just when I thought my dino-ribonucleic acids were safe, I get news that scientists have developed autonomous DNA-bots that can biped their little asses around inside me and royally f*** all my insides up. The walking device consists of a strand of DNA that contains a 5',5' li... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2010
    Allegedly this is a white blood cell chasing around some bacteria and eventually subduing it. Of course, I have no proof that's actually what this is because I'm not a microbioscientist. For all I know it's a really bad VHS copy of a Benny Hill chase scene from the end of his... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2010
    Because there's nothing more enjoyable than watching jackasses hurt themselves attempting feats of stupid, this is a compilation of the best (and most painful) fails of 2009. It's chock full of future Darwin Award recipients, and I wouldn't be surprised if half these jokers do... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2009
    After yesterday's Plasticdragon, loyal Geekologie Reader Ashley wrote to inform me that he and his art group recently created a similar figure. Except, instead of a dragon, it's a dead-ass body! This is a piece we did at Uni early this year and I just saw your feature artic... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2009
    In one of the most f'ed up things I've seen in recent history, the University of Arizona Medical Center has a robotic woman that gives birth to a robotic son so that medical students can witness the horrors of robotic birth firsthand. Named Noelle, she grunts, screams, yells a... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2009
    In a unshocking report released by the New Zealand's University of Wellington, researchers found that most men don't know that women have faces. Only breasts. Haha! But seriously -- what's a face? Researchers found that virtually half - 47 per cent - of men first glance at ... / Continue →