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  • October 23, 2013
    This is the sleeveless Star Trek muscle shirt available for $27 from Look Human. Honestly, I would have a really hard time paying $27 for a shirt that doesn't even have sleeves. Also, I'm not really sure what the message is even supposed to mean. Are Klingons notoriously kinky... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2013
    This is a video from Sony showing off some of the Playstation 4's new socializing/multitasking interface. It tells the love story of Will, who lives in a shack on a beach somewhere and sits inside playing video games all day, and Sarah, who also plays a lot of video games but ... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2013
    This is 'Screengrab', a video short made using multiple printed screencaps of some dude's hands, which then become part of the movie. At least I think -- I think that's what I watched. Honestly, I have no clue. Films are always hard for me and more often than not I'm left as... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2013
    44-year Darren Baldwin got fired from his temporary job at a UK stress ball factory, so what did he do? What anybody in a warehouse full of stress relievers would -- punched his boss, then produced two knives and began threatening to stab him in front of the other workers. I... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2013
    In news that just makes me want to throw my hands up and tell the lord to take me now, scientists have created "zombie" cells in the laboratory that can outperform living ones. I don't even know what that means but I just taped a knife to a mop handle to fend off whatever hell... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2013
    Because Mississippi lawmakers are concerned that their residents may try to produce animal-human hybrids (and rightfully so -- probably the natural way too), Republican William Tracy Arnold of Booneville (who undoubtedly has a horse-child he doesn't want to talk about) has draf... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2012
    In news I can't quite wrap my head around (although I did manage to get my penis around it twice and and tie it off in a knot), a group of researchers at the University of Washington are running tests to determine if the entire universe is just a massive simulation program runn... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2011
    This is a Greeky (this ain't spanakopita!) geeky mashup tattoo Frankenstein'd together out of five separate characters. Apparently it serves as some kind of geek-detecting device. Weird, I know, but I just shaved my head and found out I have a nipple growing in my hairline, s... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2011
    25-year old artist Kyle MacDonald installed some rogue software on 100 computers in two Manhattan Apple stores. The software allowed the computers' webcams to take a picture every minute, and upload the picture to Kyle's server if there was a face detected. He then started a ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2010
    In other sad transportation-related news (I swear this is the last one), an escaped crocodile on a plane caused a panic, ultimately resulting in the plane crashing and the deaths of 20 on board. One person survived. Unfortunately, it wasn't the jackass who smuggled the croc o... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    There's quality journalism and then there's quality journalism. And this is the latter. I'm talking about words strung together so profoundly that Putlizer himself just rolled over in his grave and shat a printing press. BERVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- The Brevard County doctor who ... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    NOTE: Video probably NSFW due to language (watch with headphones on. Also, a novelty t-shirt). I don't even know what to say about this except I kind of liked it and it really made me want to do something similar. Provided something similar is play Zelda: Spirit Tracks unt... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2009
    Rear Gear Butt Covers ("No more Mr. Brown Eye" -- not even kidding) are little $5 cardboard cutouts that hang from your pet's tail and cover its butthole. Jesus Christ. Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I've got them covered... Rear Gear ... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2009
    That's right you little geeks, Adrianne Curry plays some butt-naked (and STONED) World of Warcraft. Did you hear that? That was 11.5 million WoW players crashing the Nazgrel server in an attempt to scout out her Level 33 Night Elf and steal it away from a Level 4 Brady. Adri... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2009
    I don't even want to know how much this shipping option is, but one thing is certain: it's not worth it. Not only is the box being crushed, but it's upside down! Dude, you're getting a Dell broken computer. Thanks to Todd, who, for actually taking the picture, receives tod... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2009
    The new Rolls Royce 200EX has an automatic purse holder. And no, it's not the floor (although those work great too and come standard in most cars). There's a video after the jump that you have to see to believe, but basically a little gripper arm automatically tightens agains... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2009
    This is a new commercial for Denny's advertising how cool it is to get all high out of your mind and then go eat breakfast at 4am -- but not before dropping a handful of acid in the parking lot. I mean, Jesus, the unicorn can't even chew his fries. And while I did appreciate ... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2009
    If you try to register a website with a .tv domain (country code for Tuvalu) from Godaddy, a pop-up warns you that the island is sinking and recommends you reconsider. I have no idea what this has to do with anything, just thought I'd pass it along in case you were in the mark... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2009
    Hopside Down is a beer glass by Fred & Friends that looks like an inverted bottle. It hurts my brain just to look at and I couldn't imagine myself successfully drinking out of it without pouring beer in my shoes. Still, maybe there are a few of you out there that are more ski... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2009
    This is a recent commercial from T-Mobile that is almost identical in execution to this stunt (the second video), except there's like a billion times more dancing in this one. Basically a bunch of confederates (damn you, the north!) are walking around in a train station when t... / Continue →