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  • October 21, 2014
    This is a short instructional video from Dave Hax showing how to draw near perfect circles with no extra tools. Basically you just keep your hand stationary and pivot the paper around your hand. You can use different pivot points on your hand to draw different sized circles. ... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2014
    This is a video of a recently discovered Super Mario Bros glitch that awards infinite 1-ups (although you can only keep 128). Wow, thirty years later and people are still discovering new tricks. Although how anybody discovered this one is beyond me. First you have to beat th... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2013
    So, you were trying to pee and text at the same time and what happened? You peed on the floor for ten seconds before realizing it, trailing across your shoes, then finally hitting the urinal and backsplashing your pants. You're a wreck. So what do you do? While you're washi... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2013
    This is a Vine video (turn the volume on) taking an in-depth look at how Predator eats cereal. Just kidding, it's just some British dude with one of his sister's hairclips in his mouth. Man, I love putting things in my mouth as much as the next two-and-a-half year old, but I ... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2013
    Because I'm hungry but don't have anything in the fridge but store-brand condiments and expired salad dressing, here's a short video tutorial of how to make scrambled eggs STILL IN THE SHELL. I'm not sure what the purpose of making scrambled eggs still in the shell is, but if ... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2013
    Don't do it, bro. Seen here being modeled by the saddest lovedoll I've spied all week (and that's saying a lot because I made the mistake of opening my roommate's closet), this is the 'R2-DD2' bra created by Instructables user seamster. It has light up effects and even beep-b... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2013
    Because it's Friday and the internet is drying up drier than the furball I found behind the couch when I was vacuuming (plus it was like, glued to the carpet and I had to loosen it with a bare toe -- thanks for that, Shitty Bill!), here's Gandalf's problem solving flowchart. S... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2012
    Inspired by these dino heels I posted a while ago, Instructables editor mikeasaurus decided to make his own. And these are the result. Want to make your own? Just follow his Instructable! Soon we're all gonna be walking around in dino heels being all sexy and saying things ... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2012
    Illustrations by Nate Carroll As any t-rex could tell you, the best triceratops meat is in the neck beneath the frill. And now paleontologists believe they've discovered just how the beasts tore the heads off their prey to get at it. The steps they took (as illustrated above)... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2012
    This is a 150-foot Dark Knight Rises ad painted on the side of a building at 315 Park Avenue South in New York City. I dunno, I guess they don't make posters that big. I did have a pretty big Cindy Crawford one on my dorm room wall though. Jk jk, it was SpongeBob. The proce... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2011
    A grappling hook: you're a shitty ninja without one. You have like, GOT to have one if you ever want to be taken seriously. Also, throwing stars and a cool name. Me? I'm Shadow Strike, the Silent but Violent Assassin. "Nobody calls you that." Of course not -- I've killed ... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2011
    Seen here beckoning your wiener to an untimely dismemberment, robotic dental patient Showa Hanako 2 (Showa Hanako 1 here) opens wide for the camera. Now quick -- toss a stick of dynamite in there and duck behind the x-ray shield! ...this humanoid was originally developed last... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2010
    Honesty IS the best policy. As a guy who hides under his desk avoiding his real job and blogging all day, I've always been curious about the life of a product description writer. And thankfully, the writer of a UK-based refurbished ink cartridge retailer has finally provided ... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    Has anybody ever tried this? I'd give it a go in my apartment's elevator but it smells like an old person died in there (I suspect it was the woman that lives above me). You've got to admit, this is pretty groundbreaking if it's true. God, with all you a-holes constantly flo... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Steven Slater, seen here stroking a flying phallus, is a 20-year veteran of flight attendant-ry who just couldn't take it anymore. So what did he do? What any self-respecting attendant of the skies would: jumped out of a moving plane. One passenger stood up to fetch belongin... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2010
    Just follow one of these simple steps. Me? I'm going to find Mjolnir AND learn magic. You think that'll make me a super-superhero? Because I'm not against some government testing to get the job done. Am I, govt. boner pills? I'm still stiff! And I took them in '07. Note... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2010
    Want to scar your children for life? Tell them you you have to sell one of them to buy a boat. Oooor 1) take a cardboard box and write 'TOYS!' real big on the side with puffy paint and 2) seal it up real good using hinged packing tape. 3) Tell the little tykes everything insi... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Love Kit-Kats but decided they aren't making you fat enough, fast enough? Well now you can create your own 46,000 calorie version (with bonus 1,860 grams of saturated fat!) in just six days with this simple tutorial. Don't say I never gave you anything. Well go on -- open it... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2010
    I don't see movies in the theater because I'm afraid to leave my bedroom, so I haven't seen Avatar and I don't know what the dream of Pandora is. But if it's anything like The Heart of the Ocean from Titanic then old wrinkly Rose had it the whole time! So yeah, there's a foru... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2010
    Yesterday I posted the how to speak like a Na'vi handbook, and today comes a humorous video tutorial on how to do your makeup to look like a member of the fictional race of blue kittehs. Just throw on a loincloth and you're good to go! Where, I don't know, just as long as it ... / Continue →