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  • September 16, 2014
    This is a video of a hamster competing against famed competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi in a hotdog eating contest. Guess who wins? SPOILER: we do. The viewers -- we're the real winners here, because we just got to see a tiny hamster eating tiny hotdogs in a competitive eati... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2014
    What percentage of Americans do you think know what a dongle is? Because my guess is 85% think it's what boy kindergartners call their pee-pee. This is the soon to be released Wake Up And Smell The Bacon smartphone dongle from Oscar Mayer. It plugs into a phone and syncs wit... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2013
    You know what the world doesn't need? Oscar Mayer bacon infused hot dogs. Do you know what the world is getting anyways? Oscar Mayer bacon infused hot dogs. And just in time for Memorial Day! Dare me to light a firework in my mouth?! Bacon dogs: because hotdogs shouldn't ... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2012
    Because God forbid you roll raw hamburger into turd shapes by hand, the Ham Dogger does it for you. You just slap some hamburger meat in there, press the top on, and presto, another piece of junk to take up precious cabinet space. Admittedly, it is great for measuring penises... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2012
    Because people are living too long and the queue at the pearly gates is too short, Pizza Hut has introduced a new pizza crust stuffed with hotdogs. Unfortunately, it's currently only available at Pizza Huts in the UK, probably in a bid to plump up Europeans to US proportions. ... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2009
    Eric Brocklebank, 64, got struck by lightning while manning the barbecue. And what did he have to say about it? Sausages. "It was like an implosion inside my body." "There was so much pressure inside of me and I couldn't see properly. I could just make out the faint outlin... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2009
    This is a video of Jorge Columbo (not to be confused with Peter Falk) painting the cover of the latest New Yorker, which was created using a $4 iPhone app called Brushes. As you can see, it's okay. Don't get me wrong, I love all hotdog vendors, but I would have gone with Igna... / Continue →