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  • October 2, 2014
    These are the $16 DC Comics Batman Batmobile Slippers available from Hot Topic. They look like the Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie. But for your feet. You know what would make them even cooler? If the wheels were actual rollerskate wheels. Still, I give them 4 out of ... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2014
    These are the R2-D2 swim trunks available from everybody's favorite store in the mall next to an Auntie Anne's Pretzels, Hot Topic. They're on sale for $22.13. For some reason in their online store they're in the girl's section, but that's definitely a dude in the picture. A... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2013
    Because in the not-so-distant future everything will be available with a Star Wars theme, here are a pair of lightsaber inspired sunglasses available from Hot Topic. They look vaguely like the hilt and blade of a red lightsaber. Let me stress vaguely. They do light up and gl... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2013
    These are the Batman and Superman scented colognes developed by Marmol & Son and available at Hot Topic for twenty coconuts. Hot Topic is a cool store. Plus it's right next to the Auntie Anne pretzel place at my local mall so I always roll in there WITH A PIPING HOT PRETZEL D... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2013
    You going to the pool in those boots? This is the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Pink Ranger bikini from Hot Topic. The top and bottoms are sold separately and each cost $22.50 for a grand total of *opens calculator app* $45. Damn, it's crazy how expensive bikinis are for so... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2012
    Seen here performing by the novelty t-shirts, musician ORCumentary sings his chart-bottomer 'Blood' at a Hot Topic in Connecticut. As much as I wanted to make fun of it, there's something about it that I couldn't help but like. I think it was his energy. Or the fact his enti... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2012
    Seen here looking fresh to death on the first day of summer school, a guy models Hot Topic's $35 DC Comics Batman Logo Hooded Backpack. Admittedly, I kind of want one. But only to wear arms-free, supported by nothing but my head and neck. "That sounds like a terrible idea." ... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2010
    This $40 backpack from Hot Topic (I know, I secretly love that place too!) holds shit and makes you look like a ninja turtle. What more could you ask for from a bookbag? Jesus, it's not gonna do your math homework. This backpack is in the shape of a half-shell and includes f... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    As is evident from the picture, there's just no way to look cool in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle snuggie. Sure I could do it, but I can also bend time with my mind. AND unhook bras -- both front and back closures. Cuddle up with your favorite turtle! Stay nice 'n toasty w... / Continue →