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  • September 24, 2012
    In "hands down the sexiest f***ing shoes I've ever seen" news, this is a pair of molded t-rex high heels. Unfortunately, that's all the information I have. Well, that, and I think I'm developing a foot fetish. A foot fetish and a rash (athlete's dong). Thanks to Andrew, spl... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2012
    Scientists have set a new record for the world's hottest temperature, with the creation of a plasma that measured 7.2-trillion degrees Fahrenheit. That...is steamy. Also, this erotic dinosaur fiction I've been working on: I pretended my feet were stuck in the tar, all the whi... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2011
    Japanese cooling foam: it may look like dried shaving cream, but it's not. It's cooling foam. It makes you feel cold. Also: telling someone you don't love them. *shivers* Mmmm -- plus it's cheaper. *admiring new dime-sized nips* Products such as these are not new, but we... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2011
    Why it actually needs to grow a sleeve instead of just having one pre-installed is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with NOVELTY. Which, fun fact: rich people will pay for. Also, their pets back if you kidnap them. Anyway, the Heatswell Coffee Cup from Amron E... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2010
    This is a video from the BBC's Bang Goes the Theory in which the host Jem (not to be confused with his sister, Scout) visits the Solar Furnace Research Facility in Southern France and uses solar energy stolen from this spaz to set (instantaneous) fire to a wood plank, melt stee... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2010
    The Coz-e, like the Snuggie, is a giant piece of marketing shit. But, to its credit, the Coz-e does add the extra excitement of potential combustion. GET AWAY FROM ME GRANDPA, YOU'RE A SHUFFLING FIRE HAZARD! $68 takes one home, but no amount of money will replace your person... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2010
    Note: Entire possibly NSFW (stick-figure sex acts) chart after the jump. I have no idea if these are actual polymers or not because I failed chemistry after setting my lab partner on fire, but if I had to guess I'd say yes. You? You'd say that I was naive -- and I thought th... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    According to Japanese game designer/Metroid co-creator Yoshio Sakamoto, the next Nintendo console is gonna be so hot just touching it will send your grandchildren to the hospital with 3rd degree burns. Aye yi yi -- that's one hot tamale. Per the man himself: "At Nintendo we ... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2010
    This is an older compilation of Star Trek clips that, out of context, sound incredibly sexual. Actually, in context they sound super sexual too. Yay, freaky space-sex. RED ROCKET RED ROCKET! This is an expansion of a short set of clips that Gene Roddenberry had put together... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2010
    This is a picture of Peter Ammentorp as a Na'vi. He made the transformation using Photoshop (I still prefer makeup). As you can see, he did a pretty good job. Don't get me wrong, I'd still bow and arrow the shit out of him and then try syncing with his dead body, but....I ca... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2009
    What I wouldn't give to switch places with this guy for 30 minutes. 30 minutes! Robotic Dinosaurs Ponder Man's Extinction [gizmodo]... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2009
    This is a video of the winners from the American Library Association's Book Cart Drill Team World Championship. I'm not even kidding. I AM ADULTING. The secret lives of librarians took center stage at the American Library Association's annual conference earlier this month. T... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2009
    This is by far the best Nintendo DS case ever crafted. If you can't tell by the censor block I put over the picture, they're boobs. But not just any boobs. Really soft looking ones. I swear, we get a picture of Jessica Chobot licking this and BOOM!: the cover of TIME Magazi... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2009
    Some guy went and built a thermal lance (cutting torch) that runs on pure oxygen and the fat from bacon (well, prosciutto). As you can see from the picture, the 5,000°F grease-flame is hot enough to burn through a pan, and straight to our hearts. *swoon* A thermal lance, ty... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2009
    My God what I wouldn't give to be that guy. Best costume ever? You be the judge.* *Unless you answered "no", in which case, you seriously suck at judging. Picture [izismile] Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who knew how inherently sexy this was as soon as he saw it. Spikey, we s... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2009
    I know, it's been too long since our last installment of Marie-Claude, and I'm sorry. If I could do a dance and make it rain hot cosplay everyday, believe me, I would. Unfortunately, I can't dance on these peglegs. Anyway, here is the latest from chesty Ms. Bourbonnais and p... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2009
    Responding to my request that the gamer chick pose atop a dinosaur with Link's Master Sword, Geekologie Reader Pepper sent me a picture of herself wielding said sword. Unfortunately, there's no dinosaur (just two ponies humping and a questionable computer background). Thoug... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2008
    BAPA (Balanced Angular and Proportional Analysis) Web is a web-based facial analyzer that apparently determines if a person is attractive or not (for a fee). You know, based on balanced angular and proportional analysis. So if you have big lips and tiny eyes, you're screwed. ... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2008
    Here's a little gallery of sexy Star Wars costumes to get you excited about handing out candy to undeserving teenagers who didn't even bother dressing up. Ha, you're probably just gonna leave a bowl with a "please take one" note aren't you? Well let me tell you something -- t... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2008
    Jenni Källberg, aka Pixelninja, aka the hottie that made and posed in the two Samus Aran suits, aka my future wife, aka my future ex-wife, is back at it -- this time with a Princess Peach cosplay costume. As you can see, it looks great, and so does Jenni (who is half Swedish ... / Continue →