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  • November 26, 2010
    The TurBaconEpid is a myocardial infarction on a flowery platter. It consists of BLAAAAAHH! -- oh my God I'm so sorry *wiping chin* -- a 20lb pig stuffed with an 8lb turkey, 6lb duck, 4lb chicken (not from can), a cornish hen and quail, bacon croissant stuffing and ten pounds ... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2010
    Well folks, Target already has all their Christmas stuff out, so you know what that means -- only three more weeks to Thanksgiving. Still haven't decided what kind of culinary bomb to drop on your extended family? How about a turkey cake? WTF's a turkey cake? A ground turk... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2010
    Dave Kaleta went and created a dissected LEGO frog as part of the MOC LEGO-building Olympics. Mmmm, just like high school biology class. Smell that? Formaldehyde. Now quick, give me a sip while the teacher isn't looking. *wiping lips* Good vintage -- maybe THIS TIME my la... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2010
    In reality, everything is edible, it might just be your last meal. Plutonium? You CAN put it in your mouth. Spiders too, except they probably WON'T kill you. But they will lay eggs in your tonsils! Haha -- have fun dreaming about that one tonight! Anyway, oven-baked edibl... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2010
    This is a chart comparing Kentucky Fried Chicken's new Double Down sandwich to other fast food offerings. So looking at the top of the chart, a Panera Chipotle Chicken sandwich is the equivalent of eating 1.49 Double Downs. But a Wendy's Triple Baconator is the equivalent of ... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2010
    A bunch of French Canadians (you sound so funny!) decided to cover their friend in $37 of raw bacon and film it with the hopes of being featured on Geekologie. And, because I'm basically a super handsome 'Make a Wish' foundation, here it is. Per babelfish translation: We had... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2010
    NOTE: BELIEVE ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO HIT THE JUMP (God I'm good at getting extra pageviews). So a sheep in Turkey (you're not a bird!) gave birth to a lamb with a human face. Except the lamb was already dead and had to be cut out via c-section. Apparently it was some kind of ... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2010
    This is a screenshot of me playing First Person Tetris. It's played just like regular Tetris except, instead of rotating the pieces, it rotates your view. I puked twice just trying to get a good shot. And I licked it up like a dog. Smell my breath! First Person Tetris T... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    Ever wondered what baby animals look like before they're projected out of their mothers' vaginas? Well now you do thanks to National Geographic. So yeah, thanks -- I, uh, think. Extraordinary Animals In The Womb aired last year, using advances in scanning and imaging technol... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2009
    This is what a toot likes like under thermal imaging. Looks kind of like a ghost, don't you think? The ghost of dinners past! Get it?! Me neither. Also, I totally just made you stare at a man's ass. Women don't do that! Right? Women don't do that....right? Picture Tha... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2009
    Listen, I love the booze more than anything, but there's no way I'm drinking a curdled shot, I don't care how much it looks like a delicious brain. I've been tricked into it before, and I'm definitely not doing it on purpose. But, if you insist on being grody: bloody brain s... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2009
    For those of you who don't know, Yaddle is a female Jedi of Yoda's species (whatever the hell those green freaks are). And what you're about to see, if you're brave enough to hit the jump, is a homemade lovemaking aid featuring a picture of Yaddle and a green Fleshlight. And ... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2009
    In one of the most f'ed up things I've seen in recent history, the University of Arizona Medical Center has a robotic woman that gives birth to a robotic son so that medical students can witness the horrors of robotic birth firsthand. Named Noelle, she grunts, screams, yells a... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2009
    Bacon, as you may well know, is supposed to go in your mouth or be worn like a coat. It is NOT supposed to be worn like a pair of sunglasses. That is ridiculous. But DQM and Oakley went ahead and teamed up to make a limited run of 50 pairs of bacon goggles anyways, which wen... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2009
    Winkers are jeans that have graphics on the ass that appear to move as you walk. They're called Winkers because the first pair they designed have a pair of eyes that appear to wink. These are by far the most ridiculous pants I've ever seen, so, yeah, sure to be a hit. Now if... / Continue →