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The TurBaconEpic: There Were No Survivors

The TurBaconEpid is a myocardial infarction on a flowery platter. It consists of BLAAAAAHH! -- oh my God I'm so sorry *wiping chin* -- a 20lb pig...
November 26, 2010

Disgustingly Delicious: T-Giving Turkey Cake

Well folks, Target already has all their Christmas stuff out, so you know what that means -- only three more weeks to Thanksgiving. Still haven't decided what...
November 8, 2010

Kermit? Noooooooo!!: LEGO Frog Dissection

Dave Kaleta went and created a dissected LEGO frog as part of the MOC LEGO-building Olympics. Mmmm, just like high school biology class. Smell that? Formaldehyde. Now...
November 2, 2010

The Miracle Of Life: Animals In The Womb

Ever wondered what baby animals look like before they're projected out of their mothers' vaginas? Well now you do thanks to National Geographic. So yeah, thanks --...
December 23, 2009

Science-y!: Thermal Imaging Of A Toot

This is what a toot likes like under thermal imaging. Looks kind of like a ghost, don't you think? The ghost of dinners past! Get it?! Me...
November 12, 2009

HORF HORF HORF: Halloween Brain Shots

Listen, I love the booze more than anything, but there's no way I'm drinking a curdled shot, I don't care how much it looks like a delicious...
October 29, 2009

No, NO, NOOOOOOOOOO!: Yaddle Love Aid

For those of you who don't know, Yaddle is a female Jedi of Yoda's species (whatever the hell those green freaks are). And what you're about to...
September 16, 2009