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  • March 27, 2014
    LEGO just announced this line of LEGO Simpsons minifigs (closeups of them all below) for release on May 4th to coincide with a special Simpsons LEGO episode on FOX. The figures will come blind-bagged (you don't know who you're getting) for $4 apiece. Obviously, I need the Ral... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2012
    In 'Holy shit clone it now' news, a new dwarf species of heterodontosaur has been discovered that would look great on a leash pooping in my least favorite neighbor's yard. "Hey -- you gonna pick that up?!" Nope, but I will come back and ride a t-rex through your house. I kno... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2012
    In outerspace news, the Curiosity Rover just beamed back some pictures to earth that scientists are saying provide proof-positive evidence that flowing water once existed on the red planet. Cool, now maybe if we time traveled back a billion years we could drink it. Scientis... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2012
    Launched in November of 2011, last night NASA's rover Curiosity successfully landed on Mars, ready to begin its two year mission to determine whether the red planet was ever capable of supporting life. Thankfully, everything went according to plan and didn't end as just anothe... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2012
    According to experts (or at least people calling themselves experts), the Grum botnet responsible for an estimated 35% of current spam email was brought down this week, making it significantly harder for guys like me to locate sketchy boner pill providers. Thank God I stocked ... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2012
    In what will undoubtedly become the story of the year, some genius has gone and created a tutorial on how to make your own Lucky Charms marshmallows (marbits). That's right, ladies and gentlemen -- no more sifting through box after box trying to separate the marshmallows from ... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2012
    So it was just announced that LEGO will develop breasts officially licensed Minecraft products after receiving 10,000 votes on the company's 'make it a LEGO reality' site LEGO CUUSOO. *starts petition for prehistoric dino playsets* We're happy to announce that the Minecraft p... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2011
    Computer gamers have scored a decisive victory in the fight against AIDS after successfully unraveling the structure of a protein that helps viruses like HIV multiply using a competition-based game called Foldit. The hope is that with the structure now known, scientists will b... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2011
    Damn -- and a good lookin' 30 if I do say so myself! Don't worry, I'm not actually gonna cry, maybe just tear up a little. I'm trying to look at it as more of an accomplishment. The end of an era. That, despite all the terrible decisions made and stupid shit I did in my 20'... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2011
    Because there's nothing that makes a fanboy pop boners quite like color options (seriously, that's all it takes sometimes -- and only black and white), Apple is releasing the long-awaited white iPhone 4 tomorrow for the same price as the black model. So yeah, if you've been ho... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2011
    OH MAN, WHO'S AS EXCITED ABOUT WINDOWS 8 AS I AM?! If you answered, "go f*** yourself" and picked up something to throw it at me, you might be! And now an early beta of the operating system has been leaked! Plus it can run off of a 16GB flash drive! The future is now! Who ... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2011
    Seen here looking suspiciously like a whale being eaten by a giant squid, recent research into an Antarctic meteorite discovered in 1969 (beer, sex, sin, wine -- we're the class of '69!) has revealed a new mineral with a unique crystalline structure, wassonite. Great, and righ... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2011
    The race: you lost it. In one of the first steps to rid the world of dudes, a group of feminist (no, not really) Japanese scientists have successfully grown mice sperm (I thought they looked like mice!) in the laboratory. Me? I only grow weed in the laboratory. Kidding! To... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2011
    Are you trying to steal the Geekologie font-fade?! In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who keeps abreast (or even abutt) of tech rumors, Apple and Verizon have announced the iPhone 4 is coming to "America's most reliable network" (and best store to drag a child through -- ... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2010
    Because scientists don't really have anything better to do than look at pictures of things and conjecture what other things they look like (do clouds next!), a group has recently discovered Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's likeness in a brain blood vessel. Remind me again how ... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2010
    [Avoid writing '19 girls, 1 car' joke here] 19 Pakistani girls stuffed themselves into a Smart Car over the weekend with all the doors and windows closed for ten seconds ("NOBODY FART!") to beat a group of Australians' previous record of 18 girls. Honestly, I think you could'... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2010
    Nine-year-old Ming Li is just like any other little Chinese girl. Except she has to walk to school uphill both ways and still got run over and her hand cut off by a tractor. At the time, her arm was in such poor shape reattaching the hand was an impossibility. Thankfully, qu... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    In case you haven't seen it splattered all over the news because you don't believe mainstream media (and you shouldn't), here's one of the rescue capsules that's currently being used to pull the 33 trapped Chilean miners from the darkness almost 1/2 mile below. Did I mention i... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2010
    Melissa Peacock is just like every other 17-year old except she has a tube (not to be confused with the series that makes up the internet) connecting her brain and stomach to siphon off excess brain fluid and prevent migraines. So yeah, just your average 17-year old cyborg zom... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2010
    Han Ziwen, seen here being carried out of the Beijing Apple store like he just won the big game, was officially the first person in China to purchase an iPad. And, in case you can't read between the shoulder straps, his shirt reads, "I BUY IPAD #1". Mine? "Fruit Freak". Not... / Continue →