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  • January 14, 2013
    This is a shot of a flower from Psychotria elata, a small understory tree in tropical forests whose flowers are affectionately known as hooker's lips. Get it? Because they look like bright red lipsticked lips. Just think -- now you can plant a seed and grow your own girlfrie... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2011
    Apparently a new rent-a-girlfriend (not to be confused with rent-a-gamerfriend) website in France is causing a stir, with some claiming it's a glorified escort service, and others claiming it's the best thing that's ever happened to them. Spoil yourself, rent a girlfriend! Thi... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2010
    Spanish prosties hooking on the highway outside of Els Alamus have been ordered to wear reflective safety vests or face up to 40 euro (~$55) fines. But nobody looks sessy in reflective yellow! Police claim the sex workers on the LL-11 road are not being specifically targeted ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2010
    This is a series of photos showing a guy stopping to pick up some hooks somewhere in Europe. They come to us courtesy of Google Street View, which sees everything. Now, where the hell is this? Scantily clad hookers standing on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere? ... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2009
    The i.Saw is allegedly the first USB-powered chainsaw. Supposedly it's real and available for $60 pre-order, but I dunno. I mean, a USB chainsaw would be handy to have around the office, I just question it being a real product. Because $60 sounds a little too good to be true... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2008
    The best way to dispose of a sex doll is to hump it until it melts. But if you don't have superhuman stamina or a laser penis, your options are limited. So what do you do? Dump it like a dead hooker. A 60-year-old man, having lived with his rubbery companion for a few years... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2008
    Well folks, in an attempt to take away our Eighth Amendment right (the right to pay for and receive sexual acts in the back of a moving vehicle) the FBI busted what they're calling a "brothel-on-wheels" in Miami. Miami Beach undercover detectives who paid a $40 entry fee and... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2008
    In case you couldn't tell or are having your mommy read this aloud while you eat a bowl of breakfast cereal, these are some prostitutey shoes with embedded Gameboys. I assume they're either 1. for gaming hookers that don't carry purses, or 2. for those who service johns that ... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2008
    This is the awesomest news story ever, and it all started when Ralph Hardy, a 13-year old, ordered another credit card from his dad's existing account. Then he and his friends went on a $30,000 shopping spree and ordered some hookers to a hotel room where they were playing Hal... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2008
    This PS3 console diorama was created by German modder Butterkneter for a special UbiSoft Rainbow Six Vegas promotion. As you can see it's a little mock up of Las Vegas casinos. It looks good, but takes up a lot of room. I don't think that would fit in my entertainment stand.... / Continue →