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  • May 3, 2016
    This is Glass Gem Corn. It's a corn varietal with different colored kernels. I would have called it Rainbow Corn myself, but that's just me and I'm way better at naming things than some people. *ahem* Adam and Eve! The corn may look like candy, but there's no way it tastes... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2016
    This is a compilation video from the Nagasaki Bio Park in Japan of hippos eating watermelons. They love those things. And me too, one time I ate two watermelons myself at a BBQ and everyone was pissed I did it secretly in the bathroom and there was no watermelon left for anyon... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2016
    Happy Administrative Professionals Day! It's also National Prime Rib Day and National Karaoke Week. Take your secretary out for a prime rib lunch and sing some Prince hits. Hot on the heels of yesterday's 'Will You Be Here Tomorrow' (I really hope not), this is 'Staplerfahre... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2016
    Seen here losing his mind, Alejandro "AJ" Fragoso sets the Guinness World Record for binge-watching television with a staggering 94 hours straight. That can't be good for you. One time I watched TV for 16 hours straight and was convinced I got eye cancer and leaky bowels. Fr... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2016
    This is a video from Hebei, China of six articulated front loaders duking it out Transformers style over a contract dispute between two construction companies. I think all disputes should be resolved with heavy machinery fights. I'm surprised this isn't an organized sport. O... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2016
    This is the footage captured by Alex Figueroa near Florida's Circle B Bar Reserve of a massive alligator eating a smaller alligator while two people stand entirely too close to the whole ordeal. That small gator will never have the opportunity to grow into a massive gator like... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2016
    This is a shot and video of what is believed to be the largest snake ever captured, a 26-foot, 550-pound reticulated python found near a construction site in Paya Terubong, Malaysia, where I assume they were constructing the world's largest mouse statue. Herme Herisyam, an of... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2016
    This is a story told by gamer and author Patrick Lenton via Twitter of his epic journey to rescue a stray dog in Skyrim. It was no simple feat. In order to adopt a dog in Skyrim, you have to have a proper homestead and already adopted children (via the Hearthfire expansion) t... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2016
    This is a potentially fake video of snowboarder Kelly Murphy filming herself snowboarding in Japan while singing Rihanna's 'Work' and unknowingly being chased by a (possibly CG) bear. That is scary. I've only been chased by a bear once in my life, and let me tell you -- once ... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2016
    This is a short video of SpaceX successfully landing the first stage of one of its Falcon 9 rockets on a droneship floating in the Atlantic Ocean. It's so spectacular it doesn't even look real. The idea is that landing and refurbishing the boosters will cut down on costs sign... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2016
    This is an hour and 45 minute long video of every Mortal Kombat fatality in the entirety of the franchise. I forgot how cheesy so many of them are. Especially in the earlier games. Of course, I forget a lot of things. I'd probably forget my own penis if it wasn't duct taped... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2016
    This is a video from Kuma Films highlighting the impressive skills of 三峽定點陀螺, a group of spintop throwing experts in Taiwan. It's worth a watch. I didn't even know you could have so much fun with spintops. I had a spintop when I was a kid but it wasn't very much fun. "You a... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2016
    This is a wire sculpture created to promote new seasons of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney and Detective Conan. From one angle it looks like Conan Edogawa, but when viewed from 90-degrees to the right it looks like Phoenix Wright. When viewed from above it just looks like a wire... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2016
    This is a GIF of the Ucayali River in Peru changing shape since from 1985 to 2013. What a difference a couple decades make. Take me for example. Several decades ago there was a time when I was only two feet tall. Now I am over six feet tall. Penis hasn't changed much thoug... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2016
    This is a compilation video created by the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute (MBARI) of various sea creatures with crazy looking eyeballs. And I mean CRAZY. Those are some freaky-ass windows to the soul! I have only seen eyes this crazy once before, and that was on a ... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2016
    This is a video from Thrasher Magazine of New Zealand skateboarder Richie Jackson's insanely creative skating tricks. He really pulls out all the stops. Clearly, this man views the whole world as his playground. I had to stop skateboarding in high school after I broke my arm... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2016
    This is a short video of a male seahorse birthing 2,000 babies. For reference, that is a lot of babies. 2,000 more than I will probably ever birth. "Never say never." TRUE. Maybe I will just start with 1,000 though. You know, take it easy. Did you know less than 5 out of... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2016
    This is a video of KTVU San Francisco Bay Area reporter Alex Savidge almost getting hit by a car during a live news report. Thankfully, Alex's cameraman Chip Vaughan yelled at him to get out of the way, which he managed to do just in the nick of time. This is exactly why news... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2016
    Remember the first person shooters that Chatroulette participants got to play (HERE and HERE)? Well now Realm Pictures is back with a first person Hitman game controlled by some of their favorite Youtubers. Players tell a real life Agent 47 what to do while he navigates a gia... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2016
    This is a video from Africa of an ostrich chasing cyclists down the road at speeds nearing 30MPH. For reference, that is faster than I can bike unless I just biked off a cliff. Ostriches can run FAST. If you're ever being chased by an ostrich the best thing to do is stop and... / Continue →