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  • April 15, 2014
    This is a video of juggler Lindzee Poi performing "Amelymeloptical illusions" using four rings. What the hell are "Amelymeloptical illusions?" No clue, but they clearly take some fairly powerful magic to conjure. Does Lindzee dabble in the dark arts? One mentally deficient ... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2014
    NOTE: No actual nakedness, but still NSFW on account of simulated sex acts. CRANK UP THE VOLUME AND INVITE EVERYBODY IN YOUR WORKGROUP OVER. If you are in class, ask the professor to stop and play the video on the projector. This is a video of what appears to be couples enga... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2014
    Yes, of course Florida. This the CCTV footage of a topless woman in a thong (presumably on drink/drugs) going bonkers in a McDonald's. She yells at the employees, beats her head on the counter a couple times, climbs behind the counter and proceeds to knock a bunch of shit ove... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2014
    This is a video of a skydiver who, after deploying his chute, nearly gets hit by a meteorite. Allegedly it's the first time a meteorite has been filmed after its stopped glowing. Is that true? No clue. I'm still not convinced it's not a piece of the plane that broke off. K... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2014
    Looks like a painting, right? Well it's not, it's a 3-D rendering of Benczúr Gyula's 1885 painting Budavár visszavétele created by 3-D artist Farkas Zsolt with over 8.5-million polygons. That is a lot of polygons. Polly want a cracker? Polly want a -- wait, where'd she go? ... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2014
    This is the real-life Marge Simpson makeup and hair applied by makeup artist Veronica Ershova, styled by Mikhail Kravchenko, and photographed by Alexander Khokhlov. Me? I was not involved. I mean I gladly would have been, I just wasn't asked. It might have something to do w... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2014
    Wow, we get it, God, you're angry. This is a video of firefighters conducting a controlled burn at the Rocky Mountain Arsenal wildlife refuge in Colorado when a dust devil forms and starts throwing around flaming tumbleweeds. The footage doesn't even look real. As cool as co... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2014
    Note: Larger version right around HERE. This is the tumblr-er TheGreatKeaton's Majora's Mask inspired back tattoo. I really like it. The tattoo was designed by Krystian Marciniak and inked by Anson Eastin at the Forever Tattoo Parlour in Cape Coral, Florida. I love all the ... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2014
    Note: Some NSFW language. I cannot tell you how many times I've almost died. I'd say it's in the thousands. I'm starting to wonder if I'm immortal, but none of my friends are brave enough to run me through with a pirate cutlass to find out. Maybe one of them will grow some ... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2014
    These are pictures of a river otter attacking an American alligator at the Lake Woodruff National Wildlife Refuge in Florida. Apparently the otter killed and ate the gator, disproving everyone who thought otters are precious little angels that would make great pets. Those thi... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2014
    This is a video of acrobat Kai Hou pulling off a bunch of stunts I didn't know were humanly possible. And to think I can't even pull off a back-flip off the diving board. I'm a f***ing beast at pencils though. Keep going for the worthwhile video and wish you'd run away to jo... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2014
    This is a video of Russian ninjas Vadim Makhorov and Vitaliy Raskalov climbing the second tallest building in the world, the Shanghai Tower. When completed later this year it will stand 632 metres (2,073 ft) high and have 121 stories. For height reference, that's 118 stories ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2014
    This is some Russian dashcam footage of a woman (at least the video says it's a woman) who loses control of her little egg car and miraculously (and unintentionally) parallel parks it backwards after barely avoiding accidents in three lanes of traffic. I think we can all agree... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is G2 Research's new R.I.P. Ammunition, a bullet that releases eight pieces of shrapnel upon entering its target. For the record, I would not like to be shot with it. Cupid's arrow? Absolutely. I'm lonely, hit me already you fat baby. After separation the tines travel ... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    Note: This isn't the whole thing, I had to cut it to prevent scrolling-related carpal tunnel, hit the jump to see it all. This is an inforgraphic created by Blizzard to celebrate ten years of World of Warcraft and passing 100,000,000 lifetime players of the game. For referenc... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    This is an informative video about the largest creatures to ever live on earth, by type (ie. largest arthropod, largest land mammal -- both seen above, largest flying creature, etc.). Did you know the largest arthropod was an 2.5 meter (8.5-foot) millipede-looking beast that w... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    This is the Joker themed leather suit of armor and mask made by Prince Armory (of Batman and Aquaman armor fame). It looks amazing. I think Facebook commenter Christopher R. really hit the nail on the head when he said, "I would like to be buried in this, even if it meant sti... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    I actually just stumbled across this monster while doing research for rideable cats for my last post. I do research! Granted it never shows, but sometimes I will Google something if it tickles my fancy. And rideable cat mounts definitely tickle my fancy. You? You try tickl... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2014
    This is some dash-cam footage from Russia (where else?) of a guy in a Toyota Camry constantly trying to get in front of and stop another Ruskie in a Nissan MPV, presumably to stab him with the the knife he has. He finally gets the guy to swerve off the road into a ditch, then ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2014
    Note: Larger version HERE, but be sure to check out the artist's DeviantART page for a giant 5056 x 3576px version that will melt your face off like you fell asleep with your head in a pizza oven. This is the entire cast of Futurama in a single image as compiled by DeviantAR... / Continue →