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  • August 19, 2015
    This is the $30 Pluginz Jack Rack key hanger. It looks like a little amp and holds your keys via an audio jack on your keyring. They cost $30 - $35 depending on amp style and come with two keyrings. I just bought one for my roommate because he's big into playing guitar. Plu... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2015
    This is the $60 R2-D2 Dome Purse available from ThinkGeek (among other places -- shop around!). It looks like R2-D2 and holds things. Not very big things, mind you. Will it be this fall's must-have fashion accessory? I doubt it. Will slap-bracelets and toe rings make a com... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2015
    Because what is Kickstarter if not a place to launch every conceivable variety of wallet, this is the CLIPP. The CLIPP is both a belt buckle that helps keep your pants up, as well as a wallet. The wallet part clips off of the buckle with the push of two buttons. You can get ... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2015
    This is a commercial from Japanese anime network Animax for a hands-free phone holder that looks like a swan head protruding from your crotch. It also looks like a giant penis. Apparently the commercial was made for April Fools' Day, although I can't imagine anybody actually ... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2015
    The Mag-Vest ($60) is currently a Kickstarter project for a vest containing large ceramic magnets so you can stick tools to yourself while you're working. It looks like a great way to accidentally drop a hammer on your foot. Plus it makes the perfect addition to your Magneto ... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2015
    This is the Jurassic Park raptor transport cage bunk bed imagined by Dave's Geeky Ideas. It's not real though, it only exists in animated GIF form right now. So if you want to be the first to actually build one, go right ahead. Obviously, calling bottom bunk is key because i... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2014
    This is an already funded Kickstarter campaign for two (one raw, one painted) Krampus themed beer steins. $48 gets you the raw style when they ship next May, and $60 the painted version. I'm having a hard time deciding which one I want, which is why I just did Eeny, Meeny, Mi... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2014
    These are the $13 3-D tyrannosaurus rex and octopus coffee mugs designed and sold by ThinkGeek. The t-rex holds 17-ounces, the octopus 15-ounces, and both make the perfect mugs to differentiate yourself from the rest of your coworkers. "Nice mug, GW." NO SHIT IT IS, PHIL, I'... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2014
    This is a video of Hawaiian boy Bubba and his new Iron Man hand. Bubba was born without most of his right hand, and just had a custom one 3-D printed for him at no cost thanks to a nonprofit called E-Nable. Hmmm.... Hello, E-Nable? Yes, I, uh, I know a guy that needs a pirat... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    This is the $15 Game of Thrones Stark Direwolf Sculpted Mug. It holds 12-ounces of coffee and booze, has "WINTER IS COMING" printed on the side and a 3D gray direwolf head in the bottom. Will it be enough to scare away whoever's been sneaking laxatives into my coffee every mo... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2014
    This is a knife block that looks like an X-wing fighter (£70, ~$120). It comes with and holds five different knives (cook's, bread, carving, utility and paring). What's your favorite kind of knife? Mine is a ninja sword. "That is not a knife." And my penis isn't a laser gun... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2014
    This is the mecha smartphone holder ($90) made and sold by Etsy shop MechWorld. It looks like it's made out of a bunch of cabinet door hinges and other hardware. It also looks like it would be a real treat to accidentally step on in the middle of the night. "But why would it... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2013
    This is the $35 Cleaver Clutch Bag available from Kreepsville 666. Apparently it makes the perfect accessory for an eyeball ring and Photoshopped bloody arm. However it does NOT make the perfect accessory to an actual crime, because it's going to draw attention. When somebod... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2013
    This is the Cell Phone Holder Party Cup available from Perpetual Kid for $9. It's a cup with a silly straw that's shaped to hold a touchscreen smartphone. I can't tell if your drink actually passes through the straw around the phone, but it would be a shame if it didn't. It'... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2012
    Because everyone likes pretending they're a knight when they cook, James Brown (no not THAT James Brown, silly! The one with the green hair in the video after the jump) has created a Kickstarter for Combat Kitchenware, a line of cookware with weapon handles instead of plain on... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2012
    Way back in the day people used to drink out of animal horns as a sign of badassness. Or maybe they were for satanic rituals. Truthfully, I'm not sure why the hell they did it, but they did. Me? I drink out of a plastic chalice that says, "GW'S HAPPY SAUCE" on it in puffy p... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    This is a leather Majora's Mask wallet crafted by artist Jacob Vadnais. Apparently he makes and sells them in his Etsy store but there aren't any for sale right now because how could wallets this cool NOT go like hotcakes? Just look at the detail. It's really...what's the wo... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2012
    This is the BevBuckle. At first glance it might look like a regular old belt buckle, but IT IS SO MUCH MORE. Namely, a beer holder. You see, the front plate folds down and a metal ring pops up to hold a can or bottle. Just make sure you have your belt on tight or your might... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2012
    This is the Clopen Shelf from Torafu Architects. It might just look like a plain old shelf, BUT IT CONTAINS A HIDDEN DRAWER FOR VALUABLES. Don't own any valuables? Welcome to the club. The drawer is only 23mm (~0.9 of an inch) tall though, so you can forget about stashing a... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2012
    This is the Vice Canister series from designer Jonathan Adler. Truthfully, I wouldn't really judge you if you had a ganja jar. Or a mushroom one, provided you have a job and they for weekend/festival use only. But if you have a quaalude or downer jar expect to be judged HARD... / Continue →