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Simpsons Opening Gets An Adventure Time Treatment

This is the Adventure Time themed opener (complete with reworked Adventure Time lyrics) for The Simpsons' 28th season premiere episode, '"Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" (a Mr. Burns...
September 23, 2016

You Don't Want To Know: Period Panties

Period Panties are $12 colored skivvies for ladies to wear while they're on their monthly emotion-fest so they don't ruin a pair of frilly lace ones. Or...
February 21, 2011

Sexy Time!: Stripper Poles For The Elderly

Is there anything sexier than a grandma strip-dancin'? Yes, every single thing in the world including being compacted to death in the back of a garbage truck....
July 19, 2010

Looks Scary, Hold Me: Pac-Man Movie Trailer

NOTE: Video is after the jump. This is a Pac-Man movie trailer created by Geekologie Reader Andrew and his sketch comedy group/production company Therefore. That's a screenshot...
April 1, 2010

Wow: Plane-Mounted Laser Burning A Truck

This is a short video of Boeing and the Air Force testing a plane-mounted laser's ability to burn the everliving shit out of a stationary object during...
October 5, 2009

Uh-Oh: Little Robot Can Jump 25-Foot Fences

Boston Dynamics, a company best known for heralding the apocalypse with their futuristic death machines, is at it again -- this time manufacturing the Precision Urban Hopper....
September 16, 2009