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  • January 30, 2014
    This is allegedly the first movie poster for the upcoming Ninja Turtles movie. It left me with so many questions. Why does Rafael's shoulder look like a watermelon? Why is Donatello wearing eyeglasses? Is he the only one who needs corrective lenses or are the others wearing... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    IMAGES REMOVED Remember that kid's Ninja Turtle costume I posted last week that had us all scared Michael Bay's turtles were going to look like total shit? "I wasn't scared." That's because you are not a namby-pamby like I am. I haven't slept since I saw that picture. "Wow, ... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2013
    This is the Ninja Turtle that z32drifter drew on a car's rear bumper after somebody got into a little fender bender. He definitely just raised that car's resale value exponentially. I think we can all agree whoever owns this thing would be foolish not to drive it straight to ... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2012
    This is Krang's android body made entirely out of little modular plastic blocks by LEGO builder Bruce Lowell because the company foolishly didn't make an ACTUAL Krang android body playset. What the hell, LEGO? Of course they also didn't approve my LEGO dildo playset either be... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2012
    These are shots of all the currently planned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle LEGO playsets. Both the box art, and a shot of a completely assembled set. I...will probably be buying a few (buying = putting on my Christmas list). I especially like the Krang and Michelangelo set. M... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2012
    This is a gallery of TMNT action figures painted by John Harmon of Mint Condition Customs to look way better than they do when they originally come out of the packaging (currently available on eBay HERE). There are even some comparison shots after the jump so you can appreciat... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2012
    This is a tattoo inked by Chip Rutz featuring the Leonardo from my nightmares where I'm Shredder except on crutches, my spiky armor is really just foil covered cardboard, and the Foot Clan are only toes. Oooooooor it could be a reproduction of THIS PORTRAIT of Leonardo from Da... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2011
    Inb4 Bebop was always may favorite toy too. You think that dead boar (it's not even a warthog!) is happier knowing thousands of Ninja Turtle fans on the internet think he's way cooler looking than just a regular ol' dead boar's head, or do you think he's wishing his dignity ha... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2011
    Less teeth, guy on the right! This is a video of three dudes singing the theme songs to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Duck Tales and Pokemon cartoons. They're very...expressive. Like in a show choir-y kinda way. Plus I don't know what they did to the frame-rate of the v... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2011
    This is a video "sneak peek" of the new Nickelodeon TMNT cartoon. I put sneak peek in quotations because 1. it's pretty shitty and 2. I didn't want you to think it was a sneak pee, which is what I do in the alleyway between bars. Also, sometimes in my sleep which is actually ... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2011
    So apparently ♫ Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nickelodeon ♫ is rolling out a new TMNT cartoon next year and this is the first look of the re-imagined turtles. As you can see, they have some of the stupidest-looking anime eyes I've ever seen. And that's saying a ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2010
    23-year old Brittney Schneck went and built herself a Ninja Turtle Party Van out of an old POS '94 Dodge Caravan. Michelangelo is impressed. Also, sucking straight from the exhaust pipe cause I told him it'd get him high. Haha -- APRIL IS MINE! "The Turtles played a huge ro... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2010
    I'm sure taco holders have existed since Mexican cave people, but I'm posting them anyways because I've been on a pretty serious binge lately to the point where I've been dreaming about Mexican corn (elote). And if you think for one second I wouldn't knife you for a cob, you'v... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2010
    This $40 backpack from Hot Topic (I know, I secretly love that place too!) holds shit and makes you look like a ninja turtle. What more could you ask for from a bookbag? Jesus, it's not gonna do your math homework. This backpack is in the shape of a half-shell and includes f... / Continue →