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  • February 20, 2015
    To honor their friend and local hero, members of the community of Río Piedras, Puerto Rico dressed deceased boxer Renato García up as the Green Lantern and propped him up in a standing position at his wake. Personally, I want to be posed mid-cartwheel at my wake. He was alway... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2012
    Aishat Maksudova is a Russian granny who, when faced with a wolf attacking her and her livestock, took matters (technically an axe) into her own hands and chopping it in the head. She didn't WANT to chop it in the head though, she wanted to choke it to death at first but could... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2011
    This is a video of a Boeing 767 making an emergency landing in Warsaw after its landing gear failed to deploy. There were 230 people on board, but nobody was injured. Soaked in shit and piss, yes. It appears the Polish Lot aircraft, en route from New York, circled the city t... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2011
    This is a little gallery of video game box-art reimagined with God of War's Kratos as the protagonist. They're all part of a user-submitted Photoshop contest from some Hungarian video game blog and surprisingly well conceived. Not unlike my son. JK JK -- total accident. Hit... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2011
    Seen here not even giving a f*** about the fluffy ball on his hat, 35-year old Nepalese soldier Bishnu Shrestha accepts an award for being a total badass and killing/maiming/scaring the living shit out of an entire gang of armed robbers/would-be-rapists off a train with nothing... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2010
    Dragan Stevic (who you can probably already tell is a badass because his name's pronounced f***in' DRAGON), a wasted Serbian tourist (is there any other way to vacation?!) at Egypt's Sharm el-Sheikh managed to take down a shark that had already killed one person and injured fou... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2010
    Just follow one of these simple steps. Me? I'm going to find Mjolnir AND learn magic. You think that'll make me a super-superhero? Because I'm not against some government testing to get the job done. Am I, govt. boner pills? I'm still stiff! And I took them in '07. Note... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2010
    This is a video of a cat fighting a robot. I don't want to ruin it for you, but it does have a happy ending. Now I know what you're thinking, "HOLY SHIT -- SENSUAL YOUTUBE MASSAGES?!" No moron, you think I'd be writing if those existed? Video of cat vs. robot (Spoiler: cat ... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2009
    I know this is one of you. And you need to come forward and admit it. I want your legs! And your action figures. Hit the jump for a shot of the original 'virginity' motivational poster.... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2009
    This is a bunch of scenes from Carl Sagan's Cosmos series (miss you, Carl!) remixed to make a song. It is awesome. Plus, Stephen Hawking laid down some phat vocals, so it's double sweet. Like eating a scoop of birthday cake ice cream and a scoop of birthday cake batter ice c... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2009
    Eric Brocklebank, 64, got struck by lightning while manning the barbecue. And what did he have to say about it? Sausages. "It was like an implosion inside my body." "There was so much pressure inside of me and I couldn't see properly. I could just make out the faint outlin... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2009
    NOTE: Probably NSFW due to lyrics. This is mashup of scenes from Heroes with the song "Jizz in my Pants" by the Lonely Island. Whoever made it did a damn good job. Also, there's a different one after the jump in case this one wasn't enough for you. But if I'm not enough for... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2009
    Stephen Hawking, genius extraordinaire and a personal hero of mine (I heard he once piloted his wheelchair through a blackhole unscathed), has been hospitalized and is reportedly "very ill". [Cambridge University] said Hawking has been fighting a chest infection for several w... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2009
    A Free-Tailed Chiroptera bat, believed to have recently injured its wing and shoulder, clung to the foam exterior of the Space Shuttle's fuel tank just before launch on the morning of Sunday, March 15th. And moments later, as the shuttle took off, he became....Space Bat. *mus... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2009
    Been there. Was not super. Action Comics Fail [failblog]... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2008
    A Romanian man genius is trying to sell his 25-year old wife online. Why? Because that's the best goddamn idea I've ever heard, that's why. Alex Cretu, 20, who lives in Bucharest, hoped to get around $8 million but has lowered his price to $6,000 for a quick sale. His ad on ... / Continue →