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Save Me, SAAAAAAVE ME!: Superhero Dinos

Mmmmm, love a dino in tights. Dinosaurs make great superheroes. Also, lovas. Except for the ones that try to impale you with their horns during courtship. That's...
December 13, 2010

So You Need A Typeface: The Flowchart

NOTE: This ain't the whole thing so you need to beat THIS BUTTON with your cursor like you'd do a dirty rug with a broom handle. Having...
April 19, 2010

I'm Still L337!: The PWN'D Support Group

NOTE: Video moderately NSFW due to some foul language at the end (hum while you're watching it). This is a College Humor video of a support group...
January 6, 2010

Meaty: Vegan Vs. Carnivore Support Groups

I was heavily vegetarian for almost four years when I was married (the dark years) and let me tell you: non-dairy cheese turns into hard plastic when...
June 30, 2009

Evading The Red Army: Russian Freerunning

Not to be outdone by wicked sickness that is ninja boy, this is an older video of some wicked Russian freerunning/climbing. It's pretty impressive and if I...
June 8, 2009

I Want Out: Electrocuting Rubber Duckie

Looking for a way out but second guessing your decision to dive into a volcano? Enter the Electric Bath Duck, a suicide assistance device that allegedly works...
April 27, 2009

Robot Suit Going Into Production For $4,200

Well folks, it's happening. The HAL (Hybrid Assistive Limb) robot suit is going into mass production and will be available in Japan sometime soon for around $4,200....
April 11, 2009

Ooh, Scienc-y: Video Of AIDS Spreading

No, it's not unprotected sex, it's a video showing how an infected AIDS cell spreads the disease to other, healthy cells. It's the first time the process...
March 31, 2009

I'd Rather Just Die: Alleged 'Rescue' Robot

This rescue robot, the red-headed stepsister of this beast, was designed to rescue humans from areas firemen can't easily access. Apparently, the seemingly unnamed robot can not...
March 2, 2009

UPDATE: This Is What Happens...

When you send an anonymous email to The Superficial Writer with a subject line promising nude photos of Hayden Panettiere when it's actually packed with snapshots of...
June 4, 2008

Help Guy Beat Guitar Hero 3, Earn Money

Well it's no Princess Zelda or vagina couch, but some guy named Jon that lives in the St. Louis Park area recently posted on his area's Craigslist...
May 28, 2008