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  • July 15, 2014
    This is the Magneto helmet made by twins and cosplayers Alexandra and Evgenia. It has neodymium magnets embedded under a fiberglass outer so you can stick metal things to it for storage. Now -- are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Probably not." I'll put the helmet on, then ... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2013
    This is the demonic faced armor helmet crafted by DarkHeart Armoury. I would not hesitate to wear that into battle. Or the bedroom. Hisssssssss, call me The Demon Layer, Bringer of Carnal Pleasure! Baby? Where are you going? Wait -- I'll take the helmet off! *door slams*... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2013
    This is the Predator inspired motorcycle helmet from NLO MOTO. It costs $780. Now I know that may seem like a lot, but that's only because it is. My head isn't worth a quarter of that. It's built on an actual motorcycle helmet so it's properly safety rated, but has been enh... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2013
    This is a Tiffany style Master Chief helmet lamp crafted by Michael McLane (of Boba Fett Tiffany lamp fame). You can buy it for $840 on Etsy HERE. Or you can just look at these pictures for free and think about how nice it would look on a table in your library. But you don't... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2012
    This is the crocheted Dwarf helmet and beard made by DeviantARTist SadDaysCrochet (similar in fashion to these ones we saw before). Crocheted is a weird looking word, isn't it? I had to double and triple check to make sure I wasn't saying crotched. Because a crotched helmet ... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2012
    This is the Grappa, a dual-purpose shopping bag/emergency helmet that's just as ready to carry groceries as it is to be worn on your head while you run down the street screaming the sky is falling. It was designed with a reinforced bottom for use during natural disasters in ca... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2012
    Etsy seller Brayud is selling this "very accurate" Skyrim helmet cast from the same models displayed on the Dragonborn statues in video game stores. Me? I just stole one of those. No, no I didn't -- I'm not a thief. But I did lie and tell a Gamestop employee I'd make him in... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2012
    Wanna look like a warrior dwarf? You already do. Jk jk, that was mean of me. I only said that because you're short and have a neck beard. But for those of you who weren't ladled out of the shallow end of the gene pool come these crocheted beard helmets from Etsy seller Lege... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2012
    Researchers in Africa have unearthed the remains of a prehistoric crocodile they believe attracted mates with the use an ornate "skin helmet". *eyeballing picture* Nope -- those eyes are waaaaaay too close together for my taste. By looking at the blood-vessel scarring on the... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2011
    This is a replica of the helmet worn by Dovahkiin in Skyrim except made out of popcorn bacon. Because that's what people do: make things out of bacon, then post pictures of them online. You know what the problem with a bacon helmet is though? Dragons LOOOOOOVE bacon. It's g... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2011
    This is a homemade R2-D2 crash helmet lovingly constructed by artist Jenn Hall. However she is not REQUIRED to wear it, so don't ask her if she licks bus windows (trust me, she took offense when I did). Tell me a little bit more about that sweet R2D2 helmet you've got. How ... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2011
    Modder el8id, best known for some wicked-ass spirit fingers, jammed a headset into an old helicopter pilot's helmet. That way, when you're playing Call of Duty and getting your ass handed to you, instead of imagining it's a bunch of pimply 13-year olds, you can imagine it's ju... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2011
    OMG SOMEBODY GET THAT ROBOT A BEER BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL. I had to look up what a toque was because I thought it was when you smoke the marijuanas but that made zero sense in this context. Nope, turns out it's a brimless hat most commonly known for being the tall white ones ... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2011
    Suck it, Flowbee! Get it? Cause that shit requires a vacuum! This is an automatic head-shaving helmet invented by some guy named Boris, who doesn't run around with Nastasha but will swerve to hit a squirrel when driving (you're sick!). Somehow, this helmet uses four razo... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2011
    I'm calling it a Steampunk Warrior Kitty Helmet because the thought of a Borg cat scares the shit out of me and, truthfully, I ate some spoiled sushi last night and there's no way my bowels could handle that right now. My own personal Mount Doom aside, it looks like Snowball h... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    Note: Full-size version of the graphic HERE. Daft Punk, best known for me tying strings to glowsticks and swinging them around my dorm room to 'Around the World', wear futuristic looking helmets in concert to hide their faces (I suspect they were both maimed by robots as child... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    This is a wearable LEGO Master Chief helmet designed and built by Ben Caulkins (no relation to Macaulay -- that he'll admit). It looks infinitely better than the cheap rubber version I picked up from the bargain bin at Carl's Costume Basement. Which, un-fun fact: is an actual... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    Want to make your own low-cost Stormtrooper helmet? All it takes is a couple milk jugs, some glue, paint and absolutely zero interest in winning this year's costume contest. "Dude -- WTF are you even supposed to be -- you look like an albino hippo". Your girlfriend does! "I... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2010
    Who cares if they're not DOT approved, they look cool. Safety can take a back seat to style any day, amirite? No, no that's a good way to die young and still leave a crappy looking corpse. Now I don't know how things work where you're from, but back in West Virginia it's con... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2010
    Want a futuristic space helmet like the guys from Daft Punk wear? Well now you can make your own, thanks to a in-depth build page by Volpin Props (the makers of the amazing Bioshock Big Daddy suit). Just look at it. I bet you don't even need a spaceship to fly to the stars w... / Continue →