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  • January 10, 2014
    This is a $278,000 Hello Kitty pearl necklace. It was made with Mikimoto pearls to celebrate Hello Kitty's 40th anniversary next year. Can you believe she's turning 40? She doesn't look a day over six. Could you imagine wearing a quarter of a million dollars in pearls aroun... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2013
    This is a line of Hello Kitty beer brewed by the Long Chuan Beer Company near Taiwan. I'm not sure if it's actually beer or just a wine cooler though, because it's only 2.5% alcohol. That's half of even a shitty beer. Plus it comes in passion fruit, lemon, banana and peach f... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2013
    Because what good is a Hello Kitty obsession if you can't put the cat right in your eyeball, apparently Hello Kitty contacts are a real thing. You can either get one big face that takes up your whole eyeball, or a ring of little faces that go around the pupil. Me? I'm going ... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2013
    This is the $230 Spider Man bed cover from Incredibeds. It makes a twin bed look like a giant Spider Man. God, I would never leave. I'd stay wrapped up in there like I was caught in a web. See what I did there? Probably not since you're not here at the coffee shop, but wha... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2013
    Now listen, I know what you're thinking: "WOW, NICE SHOT J.J. ABRAMS." But shockingly this isn't a scene from the new Star Trek movie, it's actually from one of the video cameras aboard 12-year old Lauren Rojas' "Hello Kitty to Outerspace" science fair project. Me? I made a ... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2011
    These are some cute assed (LITERALLY!) Hello Kitty pants etsy user Mazter knit for her daughter. Only catch is, she isn't selling the pants themselves, just the pattern. So you'll just have to order the pattern and then ask your mom to PICK UP THOSE NEEDLES AND GET CRACKIN CAUS... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2011
    Seen here looking suspiciously like a cadaver with candy corns for teeth and M.U.S.C.L.E. Men in its weave, some dude decided to get a Hello Kitty tattoo smack-dab in the middle of his forehead. Why? Your guess is as good as mine, but I'm leaning towards 'why not?', which is ... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    Hello Kitty Doc Martens not cutting it for you? How about some plush Reeboks? I know, I was *this close* to buying them too before I realized they weren't Pumps. What? Cankles, yo, I need the support! Hit the jump to see black and white ones.... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2010
    Do people still wear Dr. Martens? I have no idea. I couldn't be more out of touch if I cut off all my fingertips and didn't pay theAT&T bill. There's no phoning home now! Anyway, $135 Hello Kitty Dr. Martens: for the Corpse Bride in your life. Dr. Martens has teamed up wit... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    Some failure at life just got arrested for marinating his cat in the trunk of his car after getting pulled over for running a stop sign. "It was just taking an aromatic bath, I swear!" Riiiiight, and I'm just about to fix your hair with my baton. Police in Buffalo arrested 5... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2010
    Luxury water shouldn't exist. As far as I'm concerned, there should only be two grades of water: frugal (that's brown and might make you sick), and plain. We don't need anything higher than that besides beer. The luxury bottled water comes in five colors which represent di... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2010
    These are little homemade Hello Kitty pizza bites as baked by Flickr user LoveBones (I love them too -- especially the crushed and shattered ones of my enemies. MWHAHAHAHAHA!!). Any idea what the eyes and whiskers are made out of? Because I guessed mouse turds but that might... / Continue →
  • June 22, 2010
    Why anybody (except this person) would pay $33 for a 3-liter can of Hello Kitty motor oil is beyond me. Actually, why Hello Kitty motor oil exists in the first place is beyond me. I mean, Hello Kitty fanatics that change their own oil? There can't be more than two one of t... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    This is a Ferrari 360 Modena spotted somewhere in Jakarta, Indonesia. If you can't tell, the owner really loves Hello Kitty. Also, ruining luxury cars. Seriously, that interior looks like straight up cat diarrhea. Hit the jump for a bunch more of the you oughta be ashamed.... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2010
    Ever wonder what Hello Kitty would look like as a Star Wars character? Me neither, but now we know (thanks to illustrator Joseph Senior) without even having to waste any time wondering beforehand. I swear, the world works in mysterious ways sometimes. I'm talking plate tecto... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2010
    Geekologie Readers, That's right, six thousand. That's a six with like forty zeros. Now I know what you're thinking, "Jesus, GW, you must have been blogging since before Al Gore invented the internet to write 6,000 articles". But it's not true, I took over August 7th, 2007.... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    Note: Hit the jump for the probably NSFW (pasties) uncensored image. I guess the only real question is which one of these ladies to go after first. And I'm gonna have to go with Pikachu. Hit it the jump to use boner. It will be super effective.... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    Because boozing plays an important role in every child's cognitive development, there's now a line of Hello Kitty wines. Gotta catch 'em all! SHUT UP I KNOW MY FRANCHISES. The varietals: Hello Kitty Sparkling Brut Rosé - A deep reddish pink sparkling rose made from 100%... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    This is glimpse into Hello Kitty's anatomy as imagined by artist Jason Freeny, best known for his other anatomical renderings. I thought perhaps the most interesting part of this piece is the fact that Hello has a skull but no brain and teeth but no mouth. WTF!? She's like o... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2010
    A Hello Kitty chainsaw (high-res pic HERE): it was only a matter of time. Makes a great addition to you to Hello Kitty AR-15. But not your family. You don't want that thing suckling your teat for six months. F*** your nipples up. Hello Kitty Chainsaw [hellokittyhell] Than... / Continue →