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OMG -- I'm Immortal: Drinkers Live Longer

According to a recently completed 20-year study, moderate drinkers (1-3 drinks/day) live longer than heavy drinkers (4+ drinks/day), but even the heavy drinkers live longer than non-drinkers....
September 1, 2010

Bacon Is Good For Me, The Infographic

Note: I had to cut the graphic to make room for my bulging belly biceps, click HERE to see the whole thing. Just like the little fat...
August 16, 2010

For The Love Of God, Shower: Geek Soap

Soap, as you may well know, is an integral part of cleaning yourself unless you're European. And what better way to keep your gooch minty fresh than...
March 31, 2010

Skate Stand Or Die: Sitting Will Kill You

New research suggests that sitting for extended periods may lead to future health risks. Wow, scientists, wow (what did you really do with all the grant money?)....
January 20, 2010

What In The Hell Is A Scotch MegaEgg?

Apparently "20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole." Damn. If the internet really is a series of tubes (and...
December 9, 2009

$899 For The World's Cleanest Keyboard

Germaphobe? Worried about the bovine flu (it's coming, you watch)? Tired of operating a keyboard when you're 99.98% sure The Superficial Writer was touching with himself while...
October 30, 2009

Mmmm: Taco/Crepe/Pancake Stuffed Pizza

Inspired by the "Taco Town" Saturday Night Live skit I haven't seen, this Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake belongs in my belly. Go on, get in there --...
July 17, 2009

World's Smallest Cheeseburger Combo Meal

This is the world's smallest (and cutest) combo meal. It consists of a little cheeseburger with all the fixins, a very small fry, and a miniscule soda....
May 11, 2009

Bear Grylls Drinks Elephant Dung Juice

This video is like two years old so if you've seen it, congratulations, free Geekologie bumper sticker. Just leave an 'OLD' and your bank account info in...
April 25, 2009