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  • February 24, 2012
    Let's face it: everyone, deep down in their coal-black hearts, is a furry. Except -- EXCEPT -- for me an all the normal f***ing people who are actually scalies/featheries. CAW, CAW! This is a pair of homemade animatronic cat ears similar to the Neurowear ones except these o... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2012
    This is a picture of some brobro who got Zelda's crest shaved into the back of his head. It's not me, I swear -- my ears aren't pierced and I don't wear a gold chain. I do have that Last Supper print and a straw hat, but the similarities stop there. Besides, I'm not into the... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2011
    Seen here looking suspiciously like a pink 'Scream' mask, GW GM now has front center airbags that, in the event of a t-boning, are supposed to prevent you from bashing skulls with whoever's riding shotgun. Which, at least in my case, would be Jesus. Get it? Because he's my ... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2011
    Modder el8id, best known for some wicked-ass spirit fingers, jammed a headset into an old helicopter pilot's helmet. That way, when you're playing Call of Duty and getting your ass handed to you, instead of imagining it's a bunch of pimply 13-year olds, you can imagine it's ju... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2011
    OMG SOMEBODY GET THAT ROBOT A BEER BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL. I had to look up what a toque was because I thought it was when you smoke the marijuanas but that made zero sense in this context. Nope, turns out it's a brimless hat most commonly known for being the tall white ones ... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2011
    Note: Larger shot HERE in case your little sister's trying to argue it looks more like intestines than brains. SHUT UP LAURA BEFORE I TELL THAT BOY YOU LIKE YOU HAVE SCABIES. Geekologie's resident anatomy expert Jason Freeny (is it true women pee out of their butts?!) is at... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2010
    Certainly brings new meaning to the term "headshot", amirite?! No? Oh. Seen here looking a lot less ridiculous than he's going to when he has a camera installed in the back of his head, NYU photography professor Wafaa Bilal wants a camera installed in the back of his head. ... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    This is a wearable LEGO Master Chief helmet designed and built by Ben Caulkins (no relation to Macaulay -- that he'll admit). It looks infinitely better than the cheap rubber version I picked up from the bargain bin at Carl's Costume Basement. Which, un-fun fact: is an actual... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2010
    There's nothing worse than getting hit by a car riding a bike (but cars can't ride bikes!). Kidding, there are much worse things, like getting hit by a tractor trailer while riding a bike. Missiles and gunfire are also bad. But, starting next year, an airbag helmet might jus... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2010
    According to the National Academy of Science (which isn't really on my trust-list), you can turn a righty into a lefty by applying magnets to the dome. "Haha, is that why you have all the refrigerator magnets in your hair?" And no -- I'm already a lefty. I'm trying to get th... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2010
    Who cares if they're not DOT approved, they look cool. Safety can take a back seat to style any day, amirite? No, no that's a good way to die young and still leave a crappy looking corpse. Now I don't know how things work where you're from, but back in West Virginia it's con... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Hat Cams are perfect for the spy who doesn't really understand spying. I'm looking at you, Mr. Bond. You couldn't spy your way out of a wet-paper bag with a laser watch and bow-tie camera! Also, go get tested. Hat Cams are $30 hats with a standard camera mount attached to t... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2010
    Want it make it look like your head's sewn on? Well you're in luck, thanks to these $15 necklaces from Etsy seller VonErickson. YOU GONNA LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN, YO! The Original VonErickson Stitch Choker Carefully skull-pted and cast in a durable Vinyl by yours cruely! Ad... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2010
    In this world there are cakes, and then there are cakes. This is one of the latter. Mostly because it's all glittery. You see, I love glittery things -- in my mouth! Haha, not you, Edward -- nice try though. F***ing skeeze. Nothing says happy birthday like a good old fash... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2010
    Because holding your head up on your own is for poor people, there's a $20 device that does all the heavy lifting for you. Fun fact: did you know the average adult-sized head weighs 8-12 lbs? Yeah, well mine weighs 18 because my brain is so big. It's the size of a beach ball... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2010
    I know, two hat posts in a row, what can I say -- it must be your lucky day. Besides the one you met me. Which, you better not have washed your hand after we shook! :( But you said you wouldn't. Anyway, the TV hat is a $20 hat that has a clear pocket you put your iPod in a... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2010
    Looking to make a statement? A shiny statement that'll probably blind me while I'm trying to drive? Don't think I won't crash into you. I will crash into you. And you won't get a penny of my insurance money. Namely because I don't have any. Haha, what do you mean that's i... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2010
    The ThermaHelm motorcycle helmet keeps your brain on ice in the event of an accident. That's important because if you'll recall those anti-drug commercials from yesteryear: a cooked egg brain is no good. Except with buttered toast. I say throw a halved grapefruit into the mi... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2009
    Looking for a crazy-ass Star Wars hat to accentuate that lovely mug of yours? Well you're in luck, because Japanese hat manufacturer New Era just dropped a line of dome-pieces fresher than really f***ing green bananas. What makes New Era's Star Wars caps so unique is the fa... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2009
    I can never see the word "balaclava" without thinking baklava, which is totally different but infinitely more delicious and arguably my favorite dessert. Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW, I don't care what your favorite dessert is". But you know what? It's too f***in... / Continue →