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  • August 3, 2010
    Welcome to Cubicle Funland, the happiest place on earth to work. Don't feel like making the trek to the bathroom? Just pee in the ballpit -- your kids do it! Speaking of which: did I ever tell you when I was a kid I used to play treasure hunter and dive to the bottom of the ... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2010
    I don't see movies in the theater because I'm afraid to leave my bedroom, so I haven't seen Avatar and I don't know what the dream of Pandora is. But if it's anything like The Heart of the Ocean from Titanic then old wrinkly Rose had it the whole time! So yeah, there's a foru... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2009
    Remember the video of the Muppets performing Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' from a few weeks ago? Well those crazy hand-up-their ass plushies are back at it, this time with the holiday classic 'Ringing of the Bells'. And speaking of ringing bells: There was a fugitive who sough... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2009
    For those of you not in the know, the latest game in the Zelda series, 'Spirit Tracks', dropped on Monday for the Nintendo DS and I'm going to go out and buy it as soon as I'm done writing for the day. This is extended 60-second commercial for the game. And I'm not even gonna... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2009
    46-year old Connie Culp was nearly killed when her deranged husband literally blasted her face off with a shotgun in 2004. But now, five years later, she has a new face thanks to a recently deceased organ donor (sign your cards!). She endured 30 operations to try to fix her... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2009
    Converse All-Stars aren't really my thing, but I would make an exception and rock the hell out of these mama-jammas. Inspired by The Secret of Monkey Island, the shoes were hand-painted by a Spanish fan with scenes from the game (the opening and an insult swordfight). Awesome... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2008
    Great. NEC's Tasting Robot, the diminutive bastard originally designed to assess wines, has now assessed humans -- and determined they'd taste delicious. It's all pretty straightforward tech: stick a bit of nosh in front of the robogourmet's infrared spectrometer and it analy... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2008
    Amit Goffer, who was paralyed in a 1997 accident, has invented ReWalk, which gives paraplegics the chance to walk again. Unfortunately, Goffer can't use the system himself, as it requires the use of your arms, which he doesn't have full use of. The system, which requires cr... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2008
    Kidtropolis is a company that makes childhood dreams come true, provided your parents shit gold nuggets. This is an almost finished "Magic Treehouse Bedroom" built for the luckiest kid alive. I mean, not only does the youngster get a treehouse, they get one in their bedroom. ... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2008
    Many people think Geekologie is written by a computer preprogrammed with bad jokes or a bunch of fairies strung out on magic dust. Well, that isn't entirely true. You see, I came out of a vagina just like many of you did -- but haven't seen one since. Ladies, that was a bir... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2008
    Kind of like the Jedi Academy, comes the Jedi Gym. The video is six minutes long, but actually is worth watching if/when you have the time. Mainly for the guy playing Lando Calrissian (that's him in the still) and the awesome plot twist around 4:00. Now I don't want to ruin ... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2008
    Sometimes it's a good idea to take a break from the inevitable human destruction by robots and read a beautiful, heartwarming story about a balding penguin. And this, my friends, is that story. Pierre, a dapper 25-year old African penguin at the California Academy of Scienc... / Continue →
  • December 24, 2007
    Well tomorrow is Christmas folks. And that means different things to different people. For me it means drinking until my hands turn blue and I try to make out with my sister. Maybe it means something different to you. To get you all in the spirit I'm posting this video of A... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2007
    A company called Inscentinel Ltd. has developed Vapor Detection Instrumentation, which is scientific speak for a couple bees taped to a piece of foam. The bees stick out their tongues when they smell an odor they have been trained to detect. They have been tested on explosive... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2007
    Dr. Whippy is an ice cream machine with a twist. It uses voice stress analysis to determine a user's degree of unhappiness based on a list of predetermined questions, and then gives the sad bastard an appropriate amount of ice cream. More yummy goodness the sadder you are. I... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2007
    Now I'm not a big fan of posting the latest camera or phone or what have you unless it has something real unique about it. And well, this one does (even if it is a sham and doesn't work and is a lie and is stupid). The new Sony Cybershot DSC-T200 has a smile detector. Don't ... / Continue →