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  • September 11, 2014
    In a move to try to get me to part with my hard earned (technically stolen) money, Nintendo has announced a special edition 3DS XL that looks like an oldschool NES controller. Plus the box it comes in actually looks like a Nintendo console (but who cares because you're going t... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2013
    This is the functional computer BMO made out of LEGO blocks and a Rasberry Pi by Michael Thomas. I must have him (BMO, not Michael). Then we can be together forever. Every minute of every day. No more privacy, no more quiet, no more alone. Forever and ever -- until the end... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2013
    This is the tombstone statue spotted by Redditor Paramorgue in Lund, Sweden. It features the likeness of a boy who passed away at the far too young age of five, playing Pokemon on a Gameboy Advance SP, which is propped in his lap by a Graveler pokemon. Rest in peace, little b... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2013
    This is the $150 ceramic BMO teapot lovingly crafted by Etsy seller Jade Flower. He looks GOOD. Good enough to eat. Jk, only good enough to drink out of. Can you remember the last time you did the 'I'm a Little Teapot' song? I've done it within the week. "You're weird." ... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2013
    NOTE: I was summoned for jury selection today so I have to go in and do that. I'll write what I can, but I'm pretty sure my day is gonna consist of eight hours of sitting around with no phone or any other way to entertain myself besides practicing crying in different keys. Th... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2011
    In a turn of events that shouldn't surprise anybody who's been willing to lose a job for a little recognition, a worker at the Chinese factory where the hairy palm and blindness-causing Nintendo 3DS (which isn't scheduled for release until March) is manufactured managed to smug... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2010
    You ever dreamed of seeing an iPhone case made out of a Game Boy Advance? WELL CONSIDER IT ANSWERED YOU LITTLE SIMPLE MINDED DREAMER! And I want it be noted who made your dream come true. No, not the modder. ME. I did it. And I'm about to do it again. Are you ready for t... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2010
    Looking for that perfect fashionable gift for the gamer girl in your life? How about a Game Boy tube dress? I'd wear one. And I'd look f***ing sexy. Textile crafter Amber over at Sew-Oeno is seen here modeling her latest creation, the Nintendo Game Boy tube dress. It's made... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2009
    Seen here with optional belly dancing belt, the Hand Leash from Alice Wang is just that: a leash with a mannequin hand that you hold. Also works great for cats (I'm looking at you, crazy cat lady). Now why nobody thought of this sooner is beyond me. I mean, it just makes sen... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2009
    Snap -- you just got double entendre'd, son! Moving on. The Health Control Game Timer shuts down your Nintendo DS if you've been playing for too long. How long is too long? Apparently 30, 60, 90 or 120 minutes. The device also features a distance sensor that will flash a... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2009
    Allegedly this robo-urinal holds your junk while you pee. For once in my life I'm really praying it's a Photoshop job or some really sick art project. You know the rule about having at least a urinal of separation between you and another dude in the bathroom? Well there are ... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2009
    Looking for a $95 wooden iPhone holder that looks like a hand? Well look no further, you eccentric bastard you, here she blows! This custom hand carved iPhone Holder is one-of-one worldwide! Wow you Apple loving friend with this ultra-exclusive accessory. The precise carving ... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2008
    This is a handheld Super Nintendo made by some guy that frequents the BenHeck forums (Ben Heck being that guy that's always modding the hell out of controllers). As you can see, it's looking pretty sleek. Way sleeker than the portable Gamecube, and of equal sleekiosity to thi... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2008
    This handheld UV scanner costs $30 and runs on 4 AAA batteries. You wave it over an object you're going to touch and it kills 99.9% of germs. But I've got news for you -- it's that 0.01% of germs that'll kill you. No, seriously -- those are the ones that are so tough nothing... / Continue →