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  • July 21, 2014
    This is the $60 custom painted Han Solo in carbonite toilet seat available from eBay seller derbycovers. It's only printed and painted though, it's not actually 3-D, so if you thought this was going to be a cheap way to experience sitting on Han Solo's face, think again. I kn... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2014
    This is a $110 reversible Chewbacca/Han Solo hoodie. It's Chewbacca on one side, Han Solo on the other. Han's jacket was inspired by his parka on Hoth. I like how they added a name tag though, just to make it clear. What percentage of the population do you think would recog... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2014
    These are the Han Solo in carbonite floor rugs available from ThinkGeek ($50 for a 71" x 31", $70 for a 90.5" x 39") Will they tie your room together? MAYBE. But they will definitely collect food and drink stains. Plus, if you invite me over, I will definitely try to feed H... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2014
    This is the $7,000 replica of Han Solo frozen in carbonite being sold by Sideshow Collectibles. The only thing I've ever collected from a sideshow? A handful of the bearded lady's beard. Frozen Han will be available for preorder starting April 10th, and they even offer payme... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2014
    This is the 1974 Chevy Malibu that Star Wars fan Bill Deacon turned into a replica of the Millennium Falcon. "It's uncanny." Right? For a second there I thought I was just looking at a screencap from one of the movies. But it's not, there's actually an old car under there.... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2014
    These are a handful of shots (and a video) taken by photographer Rocio Preciado of 12-year old Chewbacca the dachshund playing with his friends Han Solo and Darth Vader. Wait -- Darth Vader? Darth Vader doesn't have friends. If anything, Darth Vader only has frenemies who ar... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2013
    This is a Han Solo frozen in carbonite door decal. It costs $140 (although I saw different ones for cheaper -- do your own search, I'm not your personal shopper) and can be removed so you can reposition it (after you screw up applying it the first time) or taken with you when ... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2013
    And by 'It's uncanny' I mean whoever looked at this photo of Mercury taken by NASA's Messenger probe and thought "HOLY SHIT, IT'S HAN SOLO IN CARBONITE!" is clearly a crazy person. Obviously it's Luke falling after he dove off that antennae tower following his first fight wit... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2013
    This is a set of Han Solo frozen in carbonite refrigerator/freezer doors. They're not real though, they've just been Photoshopped, making them barely worth posting but I'm doing it anyways because 1. the internet is drying up in anticipation of the holiday weekend and 2. someb... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2013
    This is the $40 Han Solo light switch plate hand sculpted and for sale by Etsy seller WickedStudio. And no, the boner isn't a coincidence, they did that on purpose because apparently I'm not the only one who understands fine art. The Force is hard with this one. This is a wor... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2012
    Australian clothing company Black Milk is back at it, this time with an R2-D2 minidress (previously available as a swimsuit) and a Han Solo one-piece. My goodness, is there anything sexier than-- "bikini models?" No, I was going to say Han Solo holding a blaster pistol. TRUT... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    Etsy seller extramoneyformommy (fine, but I am gonna expect a raise in my allowance) sells sets of homemade Star Wars crayons (presumably by using these ice molds). Granted with the right mixture of wax and some molds you could make your own, but how many times have you said y... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2011
    Sweet urn-clock bro. So apparently Harrison Ford (best known for his role in the made-for-TV 'Dynasty' movie) is starring in a series of Japanese commercials for Uncharted 3. And this is him playing the game for seven minutes. It's pretty boring. The video, not the game. I... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2011
    This is a $10 Han Solo in carbonite ice cube tray from ThinkGeek. It molds ice cubes that look like Han Solo frozen in carbonite...that'll last ten seconds in a drink before transforming into formless blocks. Now that's magic. Also, anybody think it's weird his name is Han S... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2010
    Granted it's by accident, but still. Basically your character ('the Apprentice') is about to choke out Chewie when Han runs up and shoots at you, but you shift Chewie in front of Han's pews (NOT penis). Theeeeeeeeen you run Han through with your lightsabers. Wow, that is NOT... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2010
    Note: Check the filename if you're really having trouble. Also, never attempt the hidden-picture on the back of a Highlights. I bet Han shot first after all! Get it? Because he's a selfish lover! Greedo Was A... [buzzfeed]... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2010
    Dammit Harrison, nobody cares about the new POS movie you have coming out, we only wanna hear about that space-adventure you were in 27 years ago. Thank God we have ABC News to put you in your place. Also, thank God we have ABC for Dancing With The Stars, amirite? Love that ... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2010
    Note: Trying to follow these tiny-ass blueprints is gonna result in a spaceship that looks like a turd and explodes on launch, click HERE to see the full-size version. These are blueprints (or whiteprints, rather) of the Millennium Falcon (possibly from this book). You could ... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2010
    You've got to admit, for someone from Indiana that's pretty clever. Kidding! I don't actually have anything against Indiana. Now North Dakota -- God, don't even get me started. Psyche, I'm cool with them too. But NOT Montana, Hannah. Really not happy about that whole situat... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    This is a picture of someone who's been vacuum-packed. Sounds freaky deaky, I know. And that's because it is freaky deaky. Apparently people like the way it feels. See? Those frozen chicken cutlets don't have it so bad after all! There's a video of a human vacuum-packing ... / Continue →