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  • December 4, 2014
    This is the $40 Nut Hammer. It's exactly what it sounds like unless you thought it was some sort of S&M sex toy, in which case my balls just snuck back inside me like Homer Simpson disappearing into that bush even thinking about it. Same goes for a nut tenderizer. You just p... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2013
    Seen here with the exact look of a man who I'd imagine would try to hammer nails into a board with his bare hand, Ukrainian tough guy Denis Pakhomov prepares to do just that. Impressive work, Denis, but hammers are pretty cheap you know. Hell, even I have two, maybe three. M... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2013
    This is the scale replica Thor hammer (Mjölnir) bookend available for preorder from Gentle Giant (not to be confused with Green Giant, who's still hocking canned corn). It costs $80 and you only get one, so you better hope your books have something to lean against on the other... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2013
    I swear this is an internet classic that I saw and posted years ago, but after a search I couldn't find it on the site so here it is anyways (or again). This is a video of a bunch of dudes attaching explosives to the ends of giant hammers and then smacking them on the ground. ... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2013
    Wait -- you've got a Portal gun and it's just sitting on the shelf collecting dust? Not cool bro. Just in time for the release of Iron Man 3 *shrug*, this is a video of Caleb from Hackaday showing off the 80,000-volt Thor hammer he built out of a tesla coil and foam. It can ... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2013
    These are allegedly some pictures from Redditor NoMoreGFs4Me (aka ForearmOfSteel) of what he came home to after breaking up with his girlfriend. Well, he SAYS breaking up with, but I don't know, it looks like he might have cheated. Hit the jump for a closeup of a hammered dis... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2013
    Neil DeGrasse Tyson has calculated that Thor's hammer, if truly forged from a collapsing star, would weigh around 300-billion elephants. Cool Neil, but since when did we start measuring things in elephants? That doesn't sound very scientific. Regardless, 300-billion of them ... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2012
    This is a video of Geekologie Reader David Klausen and Jorge Sprave (the slingshot guy) smashing the shit out of a Nissan Micra with the 45kg brain bashing Thor hammer that David made. Apparently a lot of folks in the Youtube comments were outraged about the destruction of the... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2011
    This is a video of Geekologie Reader Simon spending a lot of time and effort to build a 12-pound warhammer for a friend's birthday, making him a far better friend than any of mine. "Because you don't have any?" GOOD ONE, DINGLEBERRY. Did you come up with that one all by your... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2011
    This is the remote-controlled Digger D-3 "flail tank". It's the latest and greatest (read: explosive-proof) of Digger mine-detonators, which have been around since WWII. Basically, it's steered around on the battlefield like a giant R/C car tank while it wails on the ground ... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2011
    Mainstream media, clearly underestimating the perverted nature of the general populace (or is it just the internet? "It's just you." Oh.), ran with an Associated Press story covering the weekend box office with the news lede "Thor hammers Bridesmaids". Which, fun fact, he ac... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2011
    Do you see what happens, Lambi?...THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LAMBI! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU F*** A STRANGER IN THE ASS! So apparently March 15, besides being Space-Bat Day, is also World Consumer Rights Day. News to me. Not exciting news, mind you. On 15 March 1963, Presid... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2010
    Looking for a ridiculously expensive lamp you're supposed to bang a bunch of holes in with a pick-hammer? Well you're in luck, because I just paper-mâché'd every lamp in my parent's house AND I AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS! That's exactly the value proposition you'll get if you pic... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2009
    A day late (the story of my life), comes an animated gif of Thor getting all high on some beaster-looking weed. It's all good too, since, as you may recall from your Germanic mythology course in college, Thor is Canadian. *thunder rumbling* Eh? Thanks to Alex, who once got ... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2008
    Definitely watch this to the very end. It's a bunch of kids running around with real-life Thor hammers. I have no idea if this is some kind of religious celebration or what, but if it is, I'm converting. My sex -- I want a vagina. Youtube Thanks to Yo poleo, who once made ... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2008
    The USB Nail is the first product from a company called plankton and is a 2GB flash drive shaped like a giant nail. It costs about $46 and is sure to get a rise out of the IT department. You know, because they won't believe you paid fifty bucks for a giant nail drive. You've... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2008
    It's this -- Craftsman's 1,470 piece tool set. Actually 10 other different tool sets combined, it includes such hits as the: 300 pc. Professional Tool Set 198 pc. Advanced Essentials Professional Tool Set 189 pc. Specialized Essentials Professional Tool Set 204 pc. Advanced... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2008
    This mirror is made so you can see all angles of your head at one time. "The 360 Degree Mirror saves you from constantly twisting your neck while you style your hair by featuring a seven panel 360 view that makes all angles visible simultaneously." It costs $40 and the middle... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2007
    I'm well versed in the use of tools because I'm big into home improvement projects. I just love doing stuff around the house. Like yesterday I ran electricity from my elderly neighbor's shed to my house. I’m a regular handyman. But for those of you out there that can't man... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2007
    If my father taught me anything, it's that no home improvement project should ever be attempted without a copious amount of alcohol. So he would probably be ecstatic to see this bad boy -- the hammer beer bottle opener. They run $15 from crazyaboutgadgets and have a bottle open... / Continue →