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  • August 1, 2013
    Note: Picture is not of the actual turtle burger, because there's no way TSA wouldn't have fallen for this one. A man in China recently tried to sneak his pet turtle onto a plane between the buns of a KFC hamburger (or possible chicken sandwich). Unfortunately, the disguise w... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2012
    This is a hamburger duvet cover from Davidelfin of Madrid. It looks like a hamburger. But not just any hamburger -- a CHEESEBURGER. Cheeseburgers are the best kind of hamburgers. The duvet will set you back €90 - €130 (~$117 - 170) depending on the size of your bed and incl... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2012
    Momentum Machines has created a hamburger making robot named Burgeon that will be able to produce up to 360 burgers an hour. Like, from start to finish. It won't kill the cow though. Humanity? Yes, and not just through obesity. Of course, the Burgeon doesn't appear to ac... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2012
    Because God forbid you roll raw hamburger into turd shapes by hand, the Ham Dogger does it for you. You just slap some hamburger meat in there, press the top on, and presto, another piece of junk to take up precious cabinet space. Admittedly, it is great for measuring penises... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    What you're looking at are incredibly thin pieces of lab-grown beef. Pretty appetizing, right? "They look like scabs with little pieces of Band-Aid stuck in them." Mmmmmmm, scabs. I just had one on my knee that was almost ready for harvest but it came off in the bed and I h... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2011
    Damn, just look at those buns. And I'm not normally into guys with grey hair! America -- in one word: excessive. In two: excessive eaters. Which is why it should come as no surprise that the world's largest hamburger was created over the holiday weekend at the Alameda Count... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    The Stewie Griffin is a dried up lookin' cow turd of a hamburger that resembles the youngest member of the Family Guy household. Reminds me of a school cafeteria burger. Haha, no, not because of the face, but because you can actually see the gristle. Which reminds me: you re... / Continue →