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  • May 10, 2012
    With the heartbreaking news that Bioshock Infinite's release has been pushed back to February, 2013, Assassin's Creed moves up a place on my "games coming out this fall that I'm excited about" list (which actually exists and I look at whenever I get depressed and feel like I ca... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Joerg Sprave the slingshot aficionado is back at it, this time with a weapon that incorporates a powerful slinger of shot at one end, and a combo zombie brain spiker/basher on the other. Plus -- PLUS -- it has an EJECTOR LEVER in case your spike gets stuck in a zombie's skull.... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2011
    This is the Zombie Bottle, a zombie apocalypse survival kit in a shotgun bottle. The kit contains a 6" braining spike, ear plugs (because why would you want to hear them coming?), a wound cleansing kit, two band-aids, a chocolate candy and a now-broken bottle. $15 gets you tw... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2011
    The Soup airing tonight on E! (10/9c) is gonna be taken over (infected?) by The Walking Dead and I'd like to be the first to say I wouldn't hesitate to drink Norman Reedus' bathwater. Also: pick all the hairs out of his bar of soap and glue them to my upper lip. This is a 2:3... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2011
    Y U so mad bro? Note: Full-res version HERE in case you're obsessed with serial killers and want to marry Dexter or something because he's so dreamy. This is a comprehensive infographic detailing all of Jason Vorhees' victims throughout the 'Friday the 13th' movie franchise. ... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Everybody has their own personal weapon preference when it comes to braining zombies. Some prefer shotguns, others crowbars, and I like to swing my penis around like a battle axe. You too?! High-fi-- nevermind. But for those of you who haven't found that perfect zombie-lobo... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    If you want to raise a good chainsaw massacre-er you have to start 'em young. Same goes for bloggers. Which is exactly why I rest my balls on the keyboard. ccccccccxccxzzxxxxxzzzzzzz LEFTY -- WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TYPING?! The chainsaw and the severed arm plush are a cr... / Continue →