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  • May 13, 2014
    This is the $85 Dem Guts swimsuit from Black Milk. It's a one piece women's swimsuit printed with internal organs. It's weird to think we all have those things inside of us. I've always imagined my whole torso is just filled with blood. Apparently it's not though, apparentl... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2013
    A 61-year old man in Texas went to the emergency room complaining about dizziness, and, after being breathalized, was revealed to have a blood alcohol content over five times the legal limit despite having not drank anything that day. How? Because his intestines have an over ... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2013
    This is a cross section of a colony of Pyura chilensis, a brainless filter feeding organism found in shallow waters off the coasts of Chile and Peru. They resemble squiggly rocks made out of cooked ground beef with nasty guts inside. Do people eat them raw? DAMN YEAH PEOPLE ... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2012
    This is an anatomical cut-away of a Barbie doll by toy anatomist and artist Jason Freeny. Is it just me or can you not stop staring at her boobie? It looks like a honeycomb with a cherry on top. That's weird. Also weird? My roommate. He insisted on sleeping in my bed last... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    Make-believe anatomist Jason Freeny is back with another lesson, this time in the form of a LEGO minifig. You ever wonder what was inside those little guys? SPOILER: guts, just like inside you and me! Kidding, I'm solid penises and a coal-black heart. You know how the Grinc... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2011
    Is it doll baby or baby doll? I like saying doll baby. Of course I also like saying lipchap instead of chapstick even though it's pissed my friends off to the point that I don't have any. Friends are overrated anyways though, amirite? "No, they're actually important to have... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2011
    It's a body bag! This is a sleeping bag that looks like an anatomical diagram of the human organs. You know, or a person who had their skin removed by a cannibal. Which, fun fact, look the exact same. Just don't use it when you're camping or you better believe somebody's go... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2011
    This is little cross-section of Godzilla from what I assume is the back of a Japanese cereal box. As you can see, he has none of what you'd expect to see on the inside. COME ON, THERE SHOULD BE HALF-DIGESTED JAPANESE PEOPLE FLOATING AROUND IN THERE! Also, what the hell are t... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2010
    Ever wonder what Mario looks like on the inside? Jesus, you're a braver wonderer than I am. But if you have, consider yourself lucky, because here's a peek at the plumber's plumbing courtesy of anatomical artist extraordinaire Jason Freeny. As you can see, there's nothing re... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2009
    Listen, if you can convince your wife that a dead tauntaun would make the perfect wedding cake I WANT YOU TO HOLD ON TO THAT WOMAN. I want you to hold on tighter than you do the dashboard when she's driving (I've seen your knuckles! Also, the way she drives). That said, you ... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2009
    Ever wonder what was inside Hello Kitty? Me neither, I just assumed it was hairballs and maybe one of those toy mice. Boy was I wrong -- apparently she has guts. Aaaaaah I just want to lick them! As part of the Dr. Romanelli x Hello Kitty collaboration we see the release of... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2009
    Want to look like a shark attack victim? I know, who doesn't? Well now thanks to a line of wetsuits by Diddo (the same guy that created these designer gas masks), you can. But if shark attack victim isn't for you, what about an anatomical muscle suit? Or wood? Or a rusted ... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2009
    As you may recall, ThinkGeek cruelly offered a tauntaun sleeping bag as an April Fool's joke, just to break your heart. Well, because of the overwhelming demand for such a product, Thinkgeek has decided to look into actually having them made. ATTN Tauntaun Fanatics! Due to... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2009
    This is another anatomical rendering by Jason Freeney of Sackboy's innards. As you can see, there are guts under that zipper. Of course, I already knew that because I got all stabby on him once when he wouldn't give me his wallet. Yeah, and all the king's horses and all the ... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2009
    Squeeze Bacon and a Tauntaun sleeping bag, it's about freaking time! This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, internal intestines and glowing lightsaber zipper pull. Use the lightsaber zipper pull to illustrate how Han Solo saved Luke S... / Continue →