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  • November 17, 2010
    This is a vision of the future captured by famed horror photographer Joshua Hoffine (who also created THESE images). Needless to say, it'll be haunting my dreams (including the day variety) for months to come. GAAAH!! Sorry -- must have dozed off for a sec. Per the man hims... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2010
    Forgotten for over 40 years, powdered water is back and looks like coke. But don't snort it! Actually, do snort it -- I want to see what happens. More, do more. MORE! Haha, what do you mean, "why is it brown?" Because you've been snorting heroin! I said, "BECAUSE YOU'VE ... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Ever wonder what Meg from Family Guy would look like in real life? Well now you know. And probably wish you didn't. Too late suckers -- have fun dreaming about her! Real Life Meg [filmdrunk] Thanks to Stephen and cocoa, who both party like Brian. Except Stephen, he's a ... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Who knew -- Amazon carries wolf urine. HOW THE F*** DO YOU COLLECT WOLF URINE?! Use our 100 percent urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in the area you wish. Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts. Due to changes in shipping ... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2010
    Sure he looks like a stoned pug, but still: G for effort. AND Gizmo. The dress skirt is available for $2,100 from Alex and Chloe, and is, wait -- $2,100? You've got to be f***ing kidding me. "Gizmo" skirt in grey tweed with 'ear-pockets' and swarovski crystal eyes by BRIAN ... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2010
    Castrol, best known for keeping my ride lubed (double entendre!), went and created a robot to kick the everliving shit out of a soccer ball? Why? Cause they're a bunch of jerks. Is there no end to the effort a company will expend on a promotional stunt? Deemed unsafe for tra... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2009
    This is a picture of some chick that slayed Cookie Monster and is wearing his pelt. So what do you think -- does the carpet match the shoulder patch or what? Cookie Monster Slayer [buzzfeed] Thanks to Blastphemer, who wears an Oscar the Grouch coat.... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2009
    This is a giant tarantula bookbag found on furaffinity.net by Geekologie Reader Kevin while searching for women that like to dress up as guinea pigs. It was made by talented user Dludnerad and stores a ton of whatever the hell people put in bookbags these days. Books, haha --... / Continue →