growing

From B's To D's: The Chinese Breast Shaker

The Top Charming titty jiggler is supposed to grow breasts by vibrating them to stimulate the blood flow or something. I honestly don't know. What I do...
December 31, 2010

You Did It So, So Wrong: Anti-Evolution Fail

*facepalm* Well no shit they didn't grow into watermelons, you probably didn't water them. No fair rigging the experiment! Hit the jump for the entire article (yes,...
August 17, 2010

White Strawberries That Taste Like Pineapple

Pineberries look like albino strawberries and taste like pineapples. WTF IS UP WITH THAT, MOTHER NATURE? Bitch you crazy as hell! Grown in glasshouses, pineberries start off...
March 31, 2010

For The Ladies: A Purse That Grows Plants

I don't really keep up with women's fashion ever since my petition for toplessness was shot down in Congress, but I do know that plants are good....
February 18, 2010

GW And The Beanstalk: Magic Dino Beans

Because magic is everywhere, you can buy seeds that, when sprouted, have images of dinosaurs on the pods. Does it get much cooler than that? *whips off...
December 2, 2009

Holy: Farmer Grows Buddah Shaped Pears

In this week's "growing things that look like other things" news, a Chinese farmer has learned how to grow Buddah shaped pears. But are they sacrilegious to...
September 19, 2009

Finally!: Heart And Star Shaped Cucumbers

In Japan's unending quest to grow edibles shaped like other things comes these heart and star shaped cucumbers. These cucumbers represent the cumulative efforts of an agricultural...
August 24, 2009

A Magical Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder

The Magic Missile Massage Bra from Pangao is supposed to make you breasts larger through the use of a little sorcerer and massaging "forceful vibration balls". Yes,...
June 17, 2009

Blocky: Tetris Pots For Growing Grass

These are planters in the form of tetrads. They are equally suited for growing shit or use as cereal bowls. And, because I'm a complete slaya', I've...
June 15, 2009

She Laid An Egg!: A Cute Yoshi Nursery

This is a cute Yoshi nursery made by Flickr user meadblog for his first little bundle of pain joy. And, according to a recent study conducted by...
May 30, 2009

Spam Emails: Now With More Illustration

This is a picture from artist Elliot Burford's series of work entitled 'Spam', which features illustrations created using the titles of spam email, most of which are...
May 13, 2009