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  • August 12, 2014
    So today's my birthday. It's my 640th year on this planet as an immortal warlock. I actually wrote all these articles yesterday so I could go out and celebrate my birthday at midnight, so, honestly, there's no telling where I am right now. Was there a guy sleeping on your co... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2014
    This is 'All Grown Up', a series of kid's cartoon characters grown up as imagined by DeviantARTist IsaiahStephens (aka Isaiah Stephens). I don't know about ALL grown up, I would say PARTIALLY grown up. Still, who knew everybody would grow up to be so good looking? Because I ... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2013
    Note: Larger version HERE. These are the events of 2013 summed up in a single drawing by artist Mario Zucca (links to his website with a complete list of everything included). There are around 90 separate events depicted, including Game of Thrones' Red Wedding, a bunch of vid... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2013
    These are two animated GIFs of the Playstation and X-Box's controllers evolving created by the folks at GadgetLove (I love eating). What will the look like next? Your guess is as good as mine! "Penises." Well damn, your guess was even better (mine was bicycle handlebars). ... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    I don't even wanna talk about how many variations of 'old lady boobs' I Google image searched before I started to get sick and just went with this. According to recent DNA analysis conducted at the University of California, Los Angeles (where the majority of boobs are fake ... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2013
    This is 'Danielle', a video by Anthony Cerniello of a face aging sixty years in five minutes. It was made using a ton of photographs that were taken of similar looking family members at a family reunion, and the marvel of modern morphing technology. Cool, now show me what it ... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2013
    So today is my birthday (I'm nearly 600) and I'm gonna cut out of here early so I can go enjoy the day (but ultimately wind up lost in my own mind trying to figure out where everything went wrong). I'll be back sometime tomorrow, well rested and ready to write. Or bleary eyed... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2013
    This is a small gallery of drawings by Celeste Doodles (me too -- I doodle!) imagining what some classic 90's cartoon characters look like as hipstery twenty-somethings, including some Rugrats, Hey Arnold!, Pepper Ann and Magic Schoolbus action. This Chuckie one from Rugrats t... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2013
    This is the conceptual Star Wars Episode VII movie poster created by illustrator Adam Schickling imaging the cast from the original trilogy all grown up. It looks like Adam was pretty kind to Carrie Fisher, because that is NOT what I remember her looking like last. Chewbacca?... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2013
    This is the Hylian shield cake made by Redditor Riorus' mom for his 18th birthday. Impressive, but do you know what my mom made me for my 18th birthday? Pack all my stuff and get out of the house. I guess she didn't feel like baking. Hit the jump for a couple more shots. N... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2012
    This is Horror Vacui, a series of photographs by Federico Chiesa depicting horror movie creepers (plus Darth Vader) in their old age. They...look a lot less terrifying. Except the twins from The Shining -- they're even worse. Man, remember the first time you saw that movie a... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2010
    Remember the animated gif from a couple weeks ago showing all the old Jokers? Well here's the Batman version. *fingers crossed for a Robin one next!* A guide: 1. Lewis Wilson (Batman, 1943) 2. Robert Lowery (Batman & Robin, 1949) 3. Adam West (Batman, 1966-1968) 4. Michael ... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2010
    You can tell that kid's an exception and not the rule because the beer comes out the side on those lil' mini-kegs. And I must be the same because I was dumb as hell as a child but now I'm a hellaboozehound. RIDDLE ME THAT, "SCIENCE"! Blame life? That's what I've been doing!... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2010
    I lay in bed all day with a laptop burning my genitals so I don't have a neck-craning problem when it comes to viewing my monitor. No, what I have is a giant gut in the way which is why I've learned to read the screen upside-down and backwards using the sex-mirror I double-sid... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2010
    Danica McKellar, best known for the crush I had on her as Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years, is apparently some kind of math genius that writes books teaching girls how to divide and stuff. And to celebrate the release of her third book, Hot X: Algebra Exposed!, she decided ... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2009
    Dearest Geekologie Reader, Against all odds I've survived another year and made it to 28. TWENTY EIGHT! That's like, almost a quarter of a century. So yeah, that's a real picture of me taken a few years ago after I drank my weight in Kool-Aid and went on a sticker binge. D... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2009
    Melissa Catherine Smith-Means (she is too!), 37, of Gaylesville, Alabama, was arrested for child abuse after dragging her unisex child through a Verizon Wireless store using a kiddy-leash. As punishment, Melissa is going to be leashed and dragged down every aisle of a Best Buy... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2009
    This is a little gallery of superheroes past their prime. They were all drawn by Italian artist Donald Soffritti and made me sadder than hell. You know, because they got me thinking about growing old and shit. Too profound for you? I'm deeper than an ocean trench. Hit the ... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2009
    This is a highly erotic time-lapse video of some Psilocybe cubensis "gold cap" mushrooms growing. It was created using 1,661 photos over the course of 5 days, 18 hours and 25 minutes. I really liked the zoom-out effect during the video, I thought that was a nice touch. Also,... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2009
    Apparently Mattel and Nickelodeon rolled out an image of a new "tween" Dora the Explorer last week and a lot of soccer moms are super pissed she's not the chubby little midriff-flashing five year-old she used to be. So Nickelodeon had to fire back. "I think there was just a m... / Continue →