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  • December 18, 2012
    This is a pirate treasure chest BBQ grill made by Etsy seller firesculptureart. You may even THINK it's a pirate chest, but it's not, it's just a grill that LOOKS like a treasure chest. *shaking finger* Tricky, tricky! One time I found a gold coin on the beach. "That was... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2012
    This is the $50,000 Barbecue Dining Boat from (who else?) Hammacher Schlemmer. What do you get for your $50,000? SPOILER: Not your money's worth. It's not even glass-bottomed for ogling mermaids! You might as well be cooking on a paddle boat. Just throw a grill on this par... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2011
    The Fuego Element Portable Grill isn't your grandpa's grill. And not just because your grandpa wouldn't be caught dead carrying a 'lady-bag', but the dude did see war and you are 2,000% more effeminate. So yeah, a $150 portable grill with shoulder-strap. Sure beats karate-ch... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    Allegedly this is the world's largest "fixed" barbecue grill. Fixed liked it remains in one spot, not fixed like it got its nuts cut and has to wear a cone. It can cook 1,000 sausages or 500 hamburgers at the same time. Good thing too! (I'm fat you see) It's the brainchild... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2010
    Not to brag about my eagle eyes or anything but that girl's hair is blue. Did anybody else notice that? And why's she holding a wooden spoon? ARE YOU SELLING SPOONS AND BLUE NAIL POLISH OR ARE YOU SELLING APRONS?! Me? I'm selling my body for vintage action figures. Me onl... / Continue →
  • July 4, 2010
    Readers, I though I'd take a second out of my busy schedule laying in bed to wish you all a happy and safe fourth of July. So get out there and grill something or whatever the hell people do to celebrate. And before you goobers begin the America trolling, remember: some coun... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2009
    First of all, I'm not convinced liquid oxygen is real because, if it is, why can't I breath underwater? I want a merman, damnit. But if it is real, this is a video of Theo Gray lighting a charcoal grill with the stuff. Apparently it's dangerous, but I find it hard to believe... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2009
    Geekologie Reader Bryan, inspired by the post on rejected Star Wars products, went and made a Death Star Grill (complete with Star Destroyer handle!). And I, for one, would slap my Rebel meat all over it. I started with two Weber grills and used the bottom portions because th... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2009
    The $70 Grill Alert Talking Remote Thermometer is a talking remote thermometer for your grill. You just jam the temperature probe in your choice of meat, push some buttons, and then sit in a hammock and guzzle beer while deliciousness deliciousizes itself. When the meat reach... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2008
    Happy Labor Dabor Day! Now don't let me catch any of you working. That especially goes for any police officers in the area -- I'm gonna rob a bank! UPDATE: Haha, banks are closed on Labor Day. Oh well, on to plan B. UPDASTE: miSISON ACCOMlplished! ILove yous !! Ssee yuou t... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2008
    Spotted at QuakeCon 2008, some guy modded his computer to fit inside a barbecue grill. It (as if you couldn't tell) is the awesome. I especially like how the cooling fans glow to simulate fire. Nice touch. Now I dare someone to slap their meat on it. One more picture of th... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2008
    The $30 BBQ Sword is a grilling accessory made to look like a sword. As you can see, it features a nice hilt and the end is pronged so you can stab meat. As an added bonus the cardboard box it comes in has a mask cutout so you can pilfer your neighbor's meat without revealing... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2008
    The Notebook Portable Flat-Folding BBQ is a $40 grill that, even when collapsed, still has more sensuous curves than my girlfriend. Picture the scene. It's the height of summer, or what passes for summer. You're off to the park with your chums. You've just had a big night out... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2007
    A group of Russian designers have created and started manufacture of these moon shaped light boxes and sells them as 'Your Personal Moon'. I used to know a Russian once, and all he would do is break the top off a vodka bottle and drink the whole thing. I've got the feeling he... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2007
    For those of you out there that like to cook, here's a little something to help determine if the meat that someone slaps on your grill is safe to eat. With the push of a button the SensorfreshQ Freshness Meter will let you know if meat is fresh (green light), must be used soon... / Continue →