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  • January 31, 2014
    This is the picture sent to Redditor FreakForFashion by her best friend. That's not her friend in the photo though, it's just a picture she found online. Obviously, I'm writing a Craigslist Missed Connection for whoever that is in the photo right now. Thanks to The Brett a... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2013
    This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle heads bong blown by Bob the Glass Blower and owned by Tumblr-er Stoney McCoy. I like the ooze canister bowl -- that was a nice touch. You know, I used to have a two-footer that I'd nicknamed the Green Machine before I broke it trying to... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2013
    This is a shot of Iron Man Link spotted at PAX Australia. He has a glowing Triforce arc reactor and Triforce hand repulsors. So -- you think he's ready to take on Ganon or not? Because I bet if Link showed up to the final boss battle flying around and shooting particle beams... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2013
    These is a group of human wrecks cosplaying as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, presumably by wrapping themselves in -- what the hell is that, colored packing tape? I'm pretty sure Michelangelo is a dude, I think the middle two are chicks, and Donatello is a tossup. Knowing ... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2012
    This is a picture of Link's semi spotted in a Wal-Mart parking lot by Redditor teslas_notepad. No word what he hauls, but my guess is ass. ZOOM ZOOM, Link amirite? *doing the 'pull horn' motion* Toot it, bro -- for me! Thanks to freddy, who heard Link was fired from his tr... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2012
    Seen here still trying to make love to the camera despite the fact his mom's giving him a scrub-down with a f***ing toilet brush, Brazilian Paulo Henrique dos Santos works at removing the green paint he used to cosplay as The Hulk. Because it wasn't just ordinary paint, you se... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2012
    This is the $4,000 Boxx electric bike. It's 120 pounds, 36-inches long, gets 80-miles to a charge, can reach break-neck speeds up to 35MPH, carry riders up to 300-lbs, and looks nothing like a TRON light cycle. If you think it looks like a TRON light cycle you are either 1) b... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2011
    This is a video of tetromino trickster John Schuepbach building a (relatively) color-accurate Luigi in a game of Tetris. He ends up clearing 499 lines in the process though because, well, it isn't an easy one. Now I'm not saying I could have done it in less, because God and I... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2011
    In 'shoes that won't cost thousands of dollars' news, here's a limited edition release of Adidas Kermit the Frog Superstar II's coming out late October/early November. They're green, have Kermit's iconic collar at the tongue, and read 'The Original Hip Hop' on the side in gold... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2011
    Smooth move Cyclops, now the building's on fire. Because what good is science if we can't all shoot lasers out of our eyeballs and take staring contests to a whole new level, researchers have successfully spliced jellyfish DNA into human cells, allowing them to produce biologi... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2011
    In other loosely related 'things with wheels' news, here's a model of a bicycle made entirely out of LEGO bricks that was spotted by LEGOmaniac (and Flickr user) Brickapolis on display at North Carolina's Brickmagic modular plastic block festival. As you can see, it completely... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2011
    The Ab-hancer is an (fl)ab-enhancing product from the same a-holes who brought us the Ass-istant and Tricep-tional fat-shapers (I'm grasping at straws here folks. Literally -- I'm drunk and there's like five of them in this giant green cocktail). I'm not even sure this is a r... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2011
    You know what the biggest problem with nightvision cameras is? They make your sex tape look like shit. If I wanted to see two green, googly-eyed aliens having sex I'd buy a telescope and point it at the moon (oh they're there). Enter the COLOR nightvision camera -- heralding... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    That's right folks, Kimberly-Clark (the makers of Scott brand) are about to drop a bomb #2 on the toilet paper world next week with the introduction of cardboard tube-free rolls. Manufacturing magic! Sadly, no word on how this will effect a roll's ability to be thrown over t... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2010
    The BOND (Built of Notorious Deterrents) bike was designed and crafted by Yannick Read to help bring awareness to green transportation and sell bicycle insurance at the same time. It has several features that would make even 007 consider going green except not really because w... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2010
    Faith Pearson is an artist. An artist who made a bunch of little sci-fi scenes out of used ink cartridges. Now I know what you're wondering, "but why?" Good question, but why do people do anything? To get laid. For fame and fortune. I have no idea. Seriously, I wouldn't ... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2010
    If you cut someone with a $165 fiber optic knife does it make it look like they were stabbed by rays of sunshine? It was Helios, I swear! This green glass-bladed knife was made using the old ways, using the technique of knapping, which was used by our stone-age ancestors to sh... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2010
    If you want to survive you have to be willing to adapt. Just ask the dodo bird. Exactly. In the future meat will be scarce, and in order to get your RDA of protein you're gonna have to start eating more nuts and beans. Or -- OR -- zombie jerky. Zombie jerky is just like be... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2010
    No it's not either. It's like having a two-inch glowworm that never turns into a butterfly no matter how many times you wrap it in a toilet paper chrysalis and sing Circle of Life. NIGHT LIGHT [verydemotivational] Thanks to Nathan, whose member often gets mistaken for a glow... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2010
    Sure I'm three days late on making this a 4.20 post but you know what they say: stoners can't be -- hey let me have a bite of that sandwich. Where was I? Right, a Yoda bong. Are you gonna finish that soda? It's just my mouth feels so dry -- like I just ate a handful of san... / Continue →