green products

Sounds Delicious: Green Lantern Glo-Balls

There are two kinds of desserts in this world: those that glow, and those that taste like ass. Thankfully, Hostess (I SAID I'LL SEAT MYSELF!) GloBalls glow....
September 16, 2010

For The Ladies: A Purse That Grows Plants

I don't really keep up with women's fashion ever since my petition for toplessness was shot down in Congress, but I do know that plants are good....
February 18, 2010

Sure, Why Not?: Rechargeable Solar Batteries

You know what I hate? Rhubarb. Never liked it. Also, when batteries die. Or a beloved family pet. *sniff* Focus, GW, focus. BAAAAAATTERIES! Designed by Knut Karlsen,...
February 18, 2009

Green Palm: LG Releasing Solar Cell Phone

LG is planning on dropping a solar-powered cell phone on the mobile communications market so you'll no longer need a wall charger to power your communication device....
February 17, 2009

Vroom Vroom!: Water Faucet With A Shifter

This is a water faucet with a shifter. Because, let's face it, regular faucets just aren't fast enough. The shifter controls the volume of water flowing, and...
January 13, 2009

Motorola's New Carbon-Neutral Cell Phone

Motorola unveiled what is believed to be the first carbon neutral (and sideways) cell phone at the 2009 Consumer Electronics Show this week. The W233 Renew Phone...
January 7, 2009

Solar Panel Tie Can Charge Your Gadgets

This solar panel tie collects light and, through a process that even Scientologists don't understand, converts it to usable energy. The tie has a little pocket on...
August 20, 2008

Yummy!: Krispy Kreme Makes Grass Sandals

Krispy Kreme, best known for their heart-stoppingly delicious glazed donuts is now making grass sandals. Wait, what? Krispy Kreme questioned over 1,000 UK workers and found that...
August 19, 2008

How To: Keep That Ass Cool And Swamp-Free

Use this thing, the Suzukaze Air-Conditioned Seat Cushion. It keeps your rear cool, funk free, and is allegedly eco-friendly. Using the sweat generated by your bum and...
June 3, 2008

Eco-Friendly Car May Score You Chicks

Listen up guys: it turns out driving an eco-friendly car may increase your chances of getting to touch a woman. According to a study conducted by GM...
June 3, 2008

Xerox Paper That Erases Print In 24 Hours

Xerox has decided that, since people can't seem to stop printing things, and that wasted paper is environmentally unfriendly, they'd make a self-erasing paper product. The paper...
May 2, 2008