Faceybooks: Now With More Video Chat

Because if there's one thing my life's been missing, it's direction people I went to middle school with, bored out of their f***ing minds and deciding to...
July 6, 2011

Another Day, Another Ball-Jiggling Robot

Did I say jiggling? Because I meant juggling. I'm just not gonna change the headline because I figured the sensationalism might attract some more traffic. "Like opening...
June 3, 2011

Skynet Went Live, Judgement Day Tomorrow

According to the Terminator franchise, specifically The Sarah Conner Chronicles (which I see no reason not to believe), Skynet went live last night, April 19th, 2011, at...
April 20, 2011