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  • July 10, 2014
    This is the 1.5-meter (~5-feet), at least 500 gram (~1.1-pound) giant earthworm found near the Sumaco Volcano in Ecuador by Project Noah member hoppy4840. That is a giant f***ing worm. Remember the children's book 'How To Eat Fried Worms'? I doubt there was a recipe for some... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2014
    This is a highlight reel of a tree mulcher that can eat an entire tree down to nothing in four seconds. For reference, it would take beavers a week to do that. It is definitely the machine all the forest animals are most afraid of. When reached for comment, Bambi cried about... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2014
    This is the My Little Pony/Transformers bodypaint mashup created by Roustan Bodypaint. It is not for everybody. But the people it is for have gigantic f***ing boners right now and have already emailed their bosses claiming they're sick and are speeding home to spend the rest ... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2013
    This is the dash-cam footage of a car traveling Taiwan's Badouzi Coastal Park when heavy rains trigger a landslide (you can see the top right side of the hill give way at 0:03) that ends with a giant f***ing boulder nearly crushing a car. Amazingly, the mud and water that hit... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2013
    Note: No screencap is gonna do this guy justice, so just hit the jump and skip around the video, but prepare to have your mind BLOWN OFF THE SHELF, then watch the second video showing the routine slowed down 2x and prepare to have your brain SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES AND ... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2013
    This is a short video from Indiana of a semi truck that was forced off the interstate by a merging car (LEARN HOW TO F***ING DRIVE) and had no other choice but to CATCH SOME SERIOUS AIR AND EXPLODE. Thankfully, nobody was seriously injured or I probably wouldn't be posting thi... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2013
    This isn't the first time we've seen dogs shaved into different characters, it's just the latest and saddest. I don't think the dogs are necessarily mistreated or anything, I just feel like it's demeaning. All the pictures were taken by photographer Ren Netherland at various ... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2013
    This is a video of the Beetle Juice roller coaster Youtube user nuropsych1 built in Minecraft creative mode on an X-Box (wow). No screencap could really capture the scale or trippy visuals of the coaster though, so if you're going to watch it, watch it, and if you're not, that... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2013
    This is Chad Roberts and his Spider Man beard. It recently won Chad top honors at the 2nd Annual Garden State Beard And 'Stache Competition, which is held at a bowling alley. Proceeds from the event (which also included a burlesque show for good measure) went to The Jersey An... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2013
    This is the insanely detailed maze that Twitter user Kya7y's father spent nearly 7 years drawing some 30 years ago. That...is one hell of a hobby. For comparison, I used to doodle penises in the margin of my notebooks whenever I was bored in school. That and try to imagine m... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2013
    Listen: you just have to watch his thing to believe it. It starts off kind of slow though, so skip to around 1:08 for it to really get going. They do all sorts of crazy tricks like flips, rail-slides, swinging the pogo stick around over their heads mid-jump -- all kinds of cr... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2012
    In news I can't quite wrap my head around (although I did manage to get my penis around it twice and and tie it off in a knot), a group of researchers at the University of Washington are running tests to determine if the entire universe is just a massive simulation program runn... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2012
    This is 'Breakfast Time', a series of digital paintings by artist Guillermo Fajardo featuring lifelike versions of cereal mascots. This is Cap'n 'Come Sit On My Lap' Crunch here, but there's Tony the Tiger, the Trix Rabbit and Count Chocula after the jump. Admittedly, Guiller... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    Carlyle Livingston II and Wayne Hussey (pictured, and looking dapper as hell!) built this giant LEGO Batcave playset WITH THEIR BARE HANDS. Sure it would have been more impressive if they'd only used their mouths, but I bet they were afraid of swallowing pieces. Me? I laugh ... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2012
    This is a $10,000 collaboration vapor pipe from glassblowers Adam Whobrey and ELBO. It looks like one of the Explorer SUV's from Jurassic Park. Smoke doesn't actually pass through the entire thing though, all the pipe parts are hidden in the bottom. Think of them as the engi... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2012
    This is a pair of Assassin's Creed III costumes made by Rick Boer and worn by himself and his wife, Dominique Boer. Rick is cosplaying as Conner from the upcoming AC III title and Dominique as Aveline de Grandpre from the PS Vita's AC III: Liberation. They...did a good job. I... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2012
    This is a video of a guy with balls so big they rival the Death Star standing a scant 30-meters (~100-feet) from the VERY active lava lake inside a volcano. No word if he ever saw Anakin's arm or legs float by. Geoff Mackley, Bradley Ambrose, Nathan Berg, after an epic strugg... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2012
    Seen here sporting the hair braids he got during spring break, He-Man prepares to battle Skeletor's forces with nothing but a sword and brute sexuality. The 1:4 scale sculpture was built from scratch by DeviantARTist EdgePang (aka EJ Pang) and is fairly accurate representation... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2012
    This is an interactive video of former NFL player and current actor Terry Crews with a bunch of electrodes attached to his various muscle groups that allegedly activate various musical instruments. He plays for a little while, but afterwards you can record your own jam by mash... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2012
    This is the footage of a group of Pacific white-sided dolphins Mark Peters captured after dragging a GoPro camera behind his boat while tuna fishing. Dolphins, man, they're like...smarter than all my close friends. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DUMMIES? "I don't think they read Geekolog... / Continue →