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  • December 23, 2013
    This is a video of Angel White playing the four-and-a-half minute video game her boyfriend Robert Fink programmed to propose to her. It's cute. Plus they set the video to Lana Del Ray's 'Video Games' to make sure you cry, which you will. Keep going for the video, go HERE t... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2013
    Heat: it's bad for your nuts. That's why balls actually hang -- to keep them further from the body and a couple degrees cooler for MAXIMUM SPERM PRODUCTION. That's also why you shouldn't drive to work every morning with a hot cup of coffee between your legs. A Slurpee, absol... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2011
    This is a video of a ladybug taking off shot at 7,000 frames/second. It's actually cooler than it sounds though ("good, because it sounds pretty f***ng lame") because you get to see the wings fold out from under its shell or whatever the hell the little red parts with the dots... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2011
    *knock knock* Who's there? Hello -- HELLO?! I dunno, I think it's Google but all I can hear is laughing. So MC Hammer is launching his own search engine. Is it gonna suck? Do I really need to answer that? But wait -- it's got deep searching. WTF is a deep search? No clu... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2011
    So I've got three Gunbrella umbrellas to give away. Leave a comment in the comments and you're entered to win. One comment per valid email address or I'll track you down and beat you up in front of your family and anybody else who wants to watch. If there's a significant amo... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2011
    Mike Koehler of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, has made it his life's dream (having already gotten the 'married with three children' part of the dream out of the way) to build a full-size and fully functional (ha -- good luck with the MS-1 fire-linked heavy laser cannons!) Imperial A... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2011
    Okay, so I've got two Tokyoflash Kisai Console watches (retail value ~$175) to give away. All you need to do is go to the Tokyoflash website, pick your favorite model, then leave a comment on this post with said model name to be entered (JUST SAYING 'WANT' WILL GET YOU DISQUAL... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2011
    Because no video game is complete until somebody proposes in it, a Minecraft proposal was made last week by A BioWare game developer to his BioWare game developer girlfriend. I'm not sure if the virtual ring was the only one presented, but that's pretty smart (and thrifty!) if... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2010
    The Dipr Cookie Spoon was designed for dipping little cookie sandwiches (i.e. store-brand Oreos, you cheapskate!) in milk without them falling apart or sinking to the bottom of the glass. Why you can't just use a fork or spoon is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    So buckyballs are now available in gold, silver and black finishes ($35 + $6 handling) and I'm giving away 10 free sets from GetBuckyballs.com. It's just like last time, except instead of reading 1,600 haiku I'm just gonna give one to the first person to not post FIRST! in the... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because something about Oprah sucking. For those of you who haven't already seen, this is Zach. Zach has cerebral palsy and is bound to a wheelchair but is funnier and better attitude'd than every single person I know with fully-functional legs (... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2010
    Alright this is probably the last personal ad I'll be posting because, damnit, I can't play cupid all the time. But, since I posted a guy's ad earlier this week, here comes a girl's in response BECAUSE I'M NOT SEXIST. Sex-y, yes, sex-ist, no. So, any of you male readers in t... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2008
    Apparently the Russian patent office granted a trademark to resident doucheweed Oleg Teterin, a man who now allegedly owns the rights to the ;-) emoticon. WTF! But critics doubt the trademark's legal basis as the emoticon has been in the public domain for years. "I want t... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2008
    Kevin Brown is a man. A man who designed an IFO and is now seeking funding to start production. Introducing the VTOHLJATT: A Vertical Takeoff Hover Landing Jet Aerial Terrestrial Transport (you've gotta admit, it's got a ring to it). The vehicle has four models starting wit... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2008
    Google recently set up some new Street Views near the Googleplex company headquarters in California. And Google employee Michael Weiss-Malik used the opportunity to re-propose to his girlfriend. That's why his sign says "Proposal 2.0" -- he had already given a traditional pro... / Continue →