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  • October 15, 2013
    This is the online chat interaction between Netflix customer service representative Cap't Mike and Netflix streaming user Lt. Norm. Obviously, Cap't Mike really went the extra mile. That's worth noting because it seems like the majority of employees these days (particularly t... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2013
    Nobody asked Tumblr user ishipitlikeups to prom. So what did she do? Stay at home crying and trying to beat Contra without using the Konami code like I did? Nope -- she made a little silk tuxedo for her TI-84 calculator and took it instead. I knew I should have taken my Tra... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2013
    This is the faux academic paper written by Redditor bogus_wheel's boyfriend and used to propose to her. The best part? It has a 'Please check one, YES or NO' part for her to give her response. You remember passing those kinds of notes to the girls you liked in school? I alw... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2012
    This is a before and after shot of a chick cosplaying as a Pokeball. That's cute, right? People like baby related stuff. Except me, I only like their food. "Boobs." I meant the stuff that comes in the little jars, but I do like those too. Just not the, you know... "Man o... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2012
    Seen here with a silver tooth and nipples that look like pencil erasers, a man shows off his full upper-body Star Wars tattoos. I'm not sure if he's saving the strip in the middle of his chest for some more work, but I suggest he get his penis tattooed like the handle of a lig... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2012
    Oh man, that looks almost identical to my prom picture except with two people :( X-Files stars Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are allegedly together now and making their own XXX-files (see what I did there?) after Gillian broke up with her boyfriend of six years, Mark Gri... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2011
    After suggesting the city erect a Robocop statue, Detroit mayor Dave Bing quickly shot the idea down, Tweeting (TWEETING?!) ""There are not any plans to erect a statue to Robocop. Thank you for your suggestion." What the -- and you guys elected this dongle?! But thanks to a ... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2011
    Are you trying to steal the Geekologie font-fade?! In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who keeps abreast (or even abutt) of tech rumors, Apple and Verizon have announced the iPhone 4 is coming to "America's most reliable network" (and best store to drag a child through -- ... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2010
    Because scientists don't really have anything better to do than look at pictures of things and conjecture what other things they look like (do clouds next!), a group has recently discovered Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's likeness in a brain blood vessel. Remind me again how ... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2009
    In a study that surprises nobody who's woken up still Tyrannosaurus Wrecked from the night before in a puddle of someone else's urine and eaten the breakfast of gods, scientists have discovered bacon really does cure a hangover. "Bread is high in carbohydrates and bacon is f... / Continue →