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  • July 17, 2014
    This is the cloud formation spotted by Emileh S. It looks uncannily like Godzilla roaring some sort of powerful beam attack. I would not want to be on the receiving end of that! Or his penis. Wait -- is Godzilla a he or a she? Or both? Or neither? I'm only asking so I ca... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2014
    This is the solid gold Godzilla statue crafted by the Ginza Tanaka jewelry company to celebrate Godzilla's 60th birthday. Did you get him anything? I got him A NUKE TO THE FACE. The statue stands 24-centemeters (~10-inches) tall and weighs 15-kilograms (~33-pounds). You can... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2014
    This is the Rampaging Kaiju Garden Gnome available from ThinkGeek ($25). It stands 9-inches tall and is in the middle of eating a bunch of gnomes. Can you believe it can actually hold things in its little arms? That's cute. Still, I'd like to see this thing go head-to-head ... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2014
    Love the new Godzilla movie? Then what better way to show your fandom than with an awful looking Godzilla hoodie? Available for $43 preorder from The Big Bad Toy Store, this hoodie is sure to have your friends commenting, "You look like Venom banged a ninja turtle." AND MAYB... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2014
    In 'why aren't you taking this seriously' news, members of the US Air Force recently announced a contingency plan to deal with a monster threat like Godzilla. God willing, this is where all my 2012 - 2013 tax dollars went. During an interview with the Smithsonian's Air and ... / Continue →
  • What kind of animal would kill lovely French actress Juliette Binoche, sensual star of The Unbearable Lightness of Being? That monster is Godzilla. In this new, extended trailer, we see just what Bryan Cranston has been so upset about in all those other trailers: a nuclear fac... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2014
    This is Godzilla vs. Heisenberg, a Godzilla and Breaking Bad mashup mashed together by AwesomenessX (who also made last week's Guardians of the Galaxy/Parks and Rec mashup). Mashups -- that's an unusual hobby to have. Like licking bus seats, but with a little more potential f... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2013
    This is the custom silver Godzilla ring hand-carved and cast by Etsy seller UrbanHunting. You can get your own in sizes 8 - 12 (Godzilla is a big dude) for $500. Alternatively, you can just do what I did. "Glue a toy Godzilla head to a plastic Halloween spider ring?" YEP. ... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2013
    This is a bottle of $100 limited edition Godzilla sake. It's sake that comes in a Godzilla shaped bottle. Will it give you the strength and power to destroy your city? I certainly hope so, I've never liked [imagine your city's name here]. The molding engineer who created th... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2011
    This is little cross-section of Godzilla from what I assume is the back of a Japanese cereal box. As you can see, he has none of what you'd expect to see on the inside. COME ON, THERE SHOULD BE HALF-DIGESTED JAPANESE PEOPLE FLOATING AROUND IN THERE! Also, what the hell are t... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2010
    Woopsie daisy. The Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA, despite the E in Exploration) attempted to insert a probe into Uranus's core Venus's orbit Tuesday but failed due to bad "orbit estimation". No biggie, the probe can try again in six years provided the country's ... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2010
    Step 42 is jet ski across the Pacific Ocean! ROFL! Those Google Maps programmers, so zany. That said, I only cross the Pacific one way, on the back of Godzilla. I SAID MUSH YOU RADIOACTIVE SEX-BEAST! Google Maps Thanks to mikoboy, Rev Dr Dom and Honest Abe, who all claim ... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump. You ever wanted to see a soft shelled turtle ride a Roomba? Me neither, but I did anyway. Needless to say, I wasn't surprised when the robotic d-bag kept ramming our reptilian brethren into chair legs and shit. Such a jerk. Which is exactly w... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2009
    This is a video of the oldschool classic Rampage in real life, brought to you by the same angry bald man that produced the real life Paperboy (but not the movie). I chuckled. But I did NOT upchuck, even though I did two nights ago. That was the night I walked into the restro... / Continue →