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  • July 9, 2013
    This is a series of Borderlands 2 inspired beer bottle labels designed by artist Nick Fillis. I would drink all of them. Preferably at Moxxi's bar. Then I'll play the slots till I'm broke, pick a fight with a psycho, and be shot and killed. I want my tombstone to read somet... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2010
    Well folks, it's officially the second to last new year before the apocalypse. Let's go ahead and make it a good one, k? Gosh, looking back, 2010 was filled with so many amazing new experiences! Just kidding, I got drunk at the same bar everyday trying to erase my memory. I... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2010
    See the little dent in the can? Yes, the one the red arrow's pointing to. It helps you open the beer without hurting your finger or chipping a nail. Plus, if you punch a key through it you can chug the beer faster. Yep, just another reason why Japan is better than us at pr... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2010
    DAMN RAMBO PUT AWAY THE GUNS AMIRITE?! No, even you could take that guy. Anyway, a $10 shotglass bandolier. Wait -- only $10? HOW CAN THEY SELL THEM SO LOW?! You gotta fight, for your right, TO PARTY!!!! So strap on this 36-shot-glass bandolier for a guaranteed good time. ... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    This is a flowchart to determine what kind of drunk you are. Well -- which one are you? Truthfully, I don't really touch the stuff myself so I guess that makes me a lying drunk. An awesome, well-endowed one! Did I ever tell you about the time I fought off a plane full of te... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2010
    Bottoms Up shot glasses from design firm Fred read "DRINK" when upside-up, "DRUNK" when upside-down, and are just a bunch of squiggly lines when you're actually shitfaced. Of course, if you're actually letting a shot glass tell you how drunk you are you're probably tripping to... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2010
    NOTE: This is only a small part of the chart so rub THIS PINK BUTTON to make magical internet things happen and see the whole thing. Booze: God's way of saying thanks for taking part in this little experiment of mine. But did you know there's more to booze than just happiness... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    Polluted Glasses from Fred were designed to look like little 55-gallon drums with a radiation symbol on the side. $15 nets you two 10oz'ers and they're sure to cause quite the stir at your next party. Kidding, nobody will even notice. Just sayin', one time I drank out of a c... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2010
    You ever wonder what Mario and the gang do when they get drunk at night? Well now we have some insight into their night lives thanks to these texts. And as you'll read, they do the same things we do! Except for the sex with dinosaurs thing. *wink* Because nobody around her... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2009
    This is a gallery of blackboard signs from a coffee shop in Beatsthehelloutofme, Insertstatehere. Everybody who works there must be some kind of geek because they all feature characters you're probably familiar with (plus Gary Busey, because he's f***ing insane). Anybody know... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2009
    From the same maker of the fast food and breakfast cereal flowcharts comes the "What Beer Should I Drink?" edition (slightly larger version HERE). Of course if you're me, the decision is much simpler: all the fallen soldiers from the night before. Don't worry guys, GW to the ... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2009
    Hell yeah Canada knows how to party! Now I know a lot of you Canadian readers are always telling me what a great time it is up there and how I should come drink all your beer, but up until now I honestly thought you were just gonna kill me and toss my body in a snow bank. I w... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    Knight Neversmiles of the Round Beerpong Table here went and made himself a coat of chain mail armor out of pull-tabs from beer cans. Although there may have been some pop-tops in there too, that wouldn't surprise me. Anyway, he did a good job but there's just no way you can ... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2009
    Disposable flasks are exactly what they sound like: throw-away flasks. They're basically glorified juice pouches with a screw-top lid. ZOMG, I LOVE DRINKING EVERYWHERE! Enter the Disposable Flask ($15/set of 3). These 7.5 oz. reusable foil pouches are portable, freezable, po... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2009
    Well folks, there's a new drunkest beer in town. And that beer is Tactical Nuclear Penguin by BrewDog Brewery in Scottland -- at 32% alcohol by volume content. I WANT IT INSIDE ME! Too bad it's gonna cost $49.50 a bottle. I'm sticking to isopropyl! A warning on the label s... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    These Pick Your Nose party cups from Fred are a set of 24 cups (2 each of 12 designs) with different noses printed on them. That way you can easily identify your beverage and not end up drinking from somebody's dipping spit-cup. WHICH HAPPENS. Plus, you you get to spice up y... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2009
    Remember how NASA tried to blow up the moon to get at its molten cheese core? Well apparently they discovered a 'significant' amount of water in the process. Adult swim! The discovery was announced by project scientist Anthony Colaprete at a midday news conference. "Indeed, ... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2009
    Because I'm just as bad as Verizon, here's a Christmas ornament flask. It's pretty genius and I'm committing to covering my tree with nothing but them. No twinkly lights, no angel topper, just a shit-ton of booze. High-five, Santa! You fat bastard. Cleverly disguised like ... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2009
    Ever needed to open a bottle of wine but didn't have a corkscrew? Apparently all you need a shoe and something rock hard. LIKE MY ASS ABS ASS. Alternatively, break the top off and chug the whole bottle. I mean, unless you're cool being a sissy boy. Trust me, manliest way t... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2009
    The Beer Blaster is a $23 beer/soda pistol available from ThinkGeek that punctures a shaken can and uses the carbonation to blast your enemies with sticky sodie (or a friend's open's mouth with delicious beer) from up to 10 feet. Also, who would have thought that Harry Potter ... / Continue →