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  • December 17, 2014
    This is an already funded Kickstarter campaign for two (one raw, one painted) Krampus themed beer steins. $48 gets you the raw style when they ship next May, and $60 the painted version. I'm having a hard time deciding which one I want, which is why I just did Eeny, Meeny, Mi... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2014
    This is the $20 Mitten Flask. It's a pair of mittens with a 3-ounce (5-ounces too small) flexible flask hidden inside the palm of the left-hand mitten, with a bite-valve at the thumb. That sucks because 1. I'm left-handed and would prefer the flask be in the right mitten, whi... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2014
    This is a video of ready-to-die Will Williams chugging a fifth of Jack Daniels in 13-seconds. You should not try this at home. Or a friend's home. Or in a nearby parking lot like Will is in the video. Nice Mumford & Sons shirt, by the way. You like that 'I Will Wait' song ... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2014
    This is the 99-pack of Peacemaker beer available from Austin Beerworks. It's seven feet long, weighs 82-pounds, costs $99, and has 99 beers inside. For reference, that's about a dollar a beer. "No, that's EXACTLY a dollar a beer." OH COOL, YOU'RE GOOD AT MATH, WAY TO BRAG. ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    This is a small series of booze bottles piss-poorly Photoshopped to offer more truth in advertising. For the record, I would still drink all of them, regardless of the consequences. As a matter of fact, just last night I drank four pints of Complain About Your Coworkers To Th... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2014
    These are the officially licensed $20 Game Of Thrones Westeros map beer steins available from ThinkGeek. They hold 20-ounces of your favorite beverage. Me? I prefer my steins much larger. Plus with one of those metal lids on top so my coworkers can't smell the booze. They ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    Rhode Island brewery Narragansett Beer is re-releasing the 1975 can design as seen in the iconic can vs. Styrofoam cup crushing scene in Jaws (video after the jump). The throwback cans will only be available for a limited time though, so drink as many of them as you can while ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    Friends Fun Wine (sounds like a great name to market to kids) are coffee flavored wines with about as much alcohol as a moderate beer. They come in a can. Your mom will love them. Unfortunately, they don't contain any caffeine. They screwed that up. Looks like I'll be stic... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2014
    Notice how I opted against using 'Pounding' in the title? It wasn't easy. Possibly the hardest decision I've ever had to make. This is the Planet Series of beers from Bell's Brewery in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Each was inspired by Gustav Holst's orchestral composition, 'The Pla... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2014
    My God that looks delicious. This is a video of CrazyRussianHacker (of how to open a tuna can with no can opener fame) boiling a bottle of Coke to see what happens. SPOILER: You're left with a sludge of black, burnt sugar. And you know what burnt sugar reminds me of? S'mores... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2014
    These are the LEGO shot glasses available from ThinkGeek ($20 for 4). They're not actually licensed LEGO products though because LEGO doesn't promote underage drinking, plus why pay for licensing rights when you don't have to? That is like flushing money down the toilet. Sam... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2014
    This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed soda box display at some grocery store somewhere. You know, sometimes I wish I'd pursued a career in soda box displays. People would travel from all over the state to see my latest creations, just like in Charlotte's Web. "That'... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2014
    So, can I drink that as-is or do I need to wait? "You need to wait." Woopsie. *wiping mustache* Bone Dusters Paleo Ale is a soon-to-be-released beer from Lost Rhino Brewing Company of Ashburn, Virginia, that's brewed with a new yeast subspecies swabbed from an ancient fossil... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2014
    This is the $500 Miracle Machine, a countertop winemaker that produces wine from water, grape concentrate and yeast in about three days. You just pick the style of wine you want to make, add the appropriate grape concentrates and yeast (available from the Miracle Machine onlin... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    This is the Robocup coffee mug available from Firebox ($22). Obviously it's the original Robocop and not the reboot version because the new one looks like Batman f***ed one of the Daft Punk robots. How is the reboot anyways? Anybody seen it? I was going to but ended up goin... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2013
    This is a video of Street Fighter's vodka swilling Ruskie Zangief putting the hurt on a bunch of drunks. Just a heads up though -- there's some puking at 1:10. Then right after that there's a naked guy getting his penis stuck in a delivery van's front grill. That was weird. ... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2013
    These are the line of Nintendo cartridge flasks that Matt Cornell of Ink Whiskey LLC designed. They're currently a Kickstarter project but have already met their funding goal so paying up will guarantee a flask when they ship around March of next year. $15 will get you a Drun... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2013
    I know that look! This is a small series of shots by cosplayer Spider_Inferno featuring Spider Man making himself a drink after a long night of crime fighting. Mary Jane doesn't look too happy about it. I bet he was supposed to take her out to a fancy dinner. And now? And ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2013
    Note: Much larger version HERE in case you want to lick your screen to see if you can taste them. SPOILER: I couldn't, but don't let that stop you from trying. This is Fantastical Fictive Beers, a poster available from Pop Chart Labs depicting 71 fictional brews from differen... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2013
    This is the beer fridge rolled out in Europe by the Molson Coors Brewing Company as part of a campaign to sell more Canadian Molson beer in Europe. Why would Europe want some mass produced Canadian beer when they have so much good stuff themselves? They probably don't. But h... / Continue →