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  • May 18, 2010
    We've already seen several World of Warcraft booze receptacles here on Geekologie (including the Tankard O' Terror), but LOOK OUT -- here comes another! Haha, you thought I was going to throw something, didn't you? I was. Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Anyway, the World of... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2010
    F*** YEAH TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY! As Advertised [epicwinftw] Thanks to Nathan, who didn't even get no static from the cowards.... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2009
    I was sitting on it the whole time!! Picture [thechive] Thanks to Uberscooter, as badass as a scooter can be.... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2009
    If God didn't want us drinking from boobs our whole lives, then why did he make them so appealing in adulthood? Also, why don't dinosaurs have nipples? These and many other life changing questions will be answered in my forthcoming tell-all, "The GW: A Life of Blogging". But... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2009
    The Japanese, in their unending quest to make the awesomest stuff on the planet (minus robots), are manufacturing blue beer made from melted icebergs (take that you Titanic sinking bitch!). And, not to toot my own horn or anything, but I have already had colored beer on St. Pa... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2009
    Finally, I can sleep at night: scientists have discovered a way to turn urine into hydrogen. And you said I was crazy for collecting it in milk jugs! From a group led by chemist Gerardine Botte of Ohio University comes a report (just published in the Royal Society of Chemist... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2009
    Tired of drinking wine straight from the bottle? That was rhetorical -- it never gets old. But N2Wine decided to make these Wine Globe systems anyways. Cheers, Jesus. Want to teach me how to fish? Wine globes are glass containers capable of holding 33 or 70 bottles of wine... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2009
    This is a television advertisement for Mountain Dew Game Fuel: World Of Warcraft. I don't want to spoil it for you, but I'm going to: two chicks turn into World of Warcraft characters and start battling right there at the grocery store checkout. Obviously, I would do them bot... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2009
    Skinny Blonde Beer comes from Australia and has a skinny blonde chick on the front of the bottle that, when the temperature gets hot enough, loses her top. And, to give you a demo of this model of modern boobosity, they have the six chicks in the picture above to provide NSFW ... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2009
    Look around. Does your desk area match the one in this picture? If not, you're doing it wrong. This is a picture of Geekologie loyalist naas's Friday interweb setup entitled 'fridays on geekologie'. And as you can see, the man really knows how to internet. After all, this... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2009
    You may recall a couple years ago when Mountain Dew came out with a special edition Halo-themed soda called Game Fuel. You may also recall It tasting like shit and the Geekologie Writer suing because it made his penis shrink (it was visible before, I swear). Well now they're ... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2009
    Want a pet ghost but too big a wuss to kill somebody in your own house? Well you're in luck, because now you can buy bottled ghosts for a scant $20. Just don't drink them! Each Ghost is captured from a reported haunted establishment, (house, hotel, ship, cemetery, etc), by o... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2009
    Well if those aren't the happy faces of three urine-guzzling fools, I don't know what are. At the international space station, it was one small sip for man and a giant gulp of recycled urine for mankind. Astronauts aboard the space station celebrated a space first on Wedne... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2009
    This is like 900 hours of beer pong trick shot footage cut down to 3:41. I'm sure most of you will hate it, but there will always be a soft spot in my heart for college-aged boys playing with their ba...ba...ba...buddies. Haha, you thought I was gonna say balls. I HAVE WHAT ... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2009
    I've known about powdered alcohol for a while now because I remember reading an article about powdered wine being available to campers (also great for water into wine tricks!). *HORF* Just kidding, I'd totally drink it. But now it's hitting the mainstream, and soon you'll se... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2009
    Let's face it, even Trekkies like to get all crunk on spacejuice and get into Vulcan Death Grip fights at the bar. Completely understandable. These are only two of ten Star Trek inspired cocktails, so be sure to hit the jump to see eight more. Then make one. However, I was ... / Continue →