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  • June 24, 2013
    *cue somebody using a picture of Jesus then trying to sell the drink on eBay* Taiwan coffee chain Lets Cafe has introduced a printer in its stores that allows patrons to upload a photo and have it recreated in the foam of their drinks using colored cocoa powder. The company h... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2013
    This is the Heineken Ignite bottle coming out in a couple months. It's a regular beer bottle with a plastic base and LED inside that lights up in rythym to music and when you cheers someone or take a sip. You know, because we need beer bottles that do that. Fingers crossed t... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2012
    Because the bacon craze won't end until pigs are extinct, Burger King has announced it's releasing a bacon sundae (complete with a thick-cut bacon strip) tomorrow to compliment its new summer menu. The new summer menu also includes sweet potato fries, pulled pork BBQ sandwiche... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2011
    Inb4 I'd blow coke with that. "Nobody was going to say that." Haha, suuuuuuure you weren't. *taps finger to nose knowingly* This is a mold for making ice straws. It consists of a silicon mold and some clear glass tubes. Come on -- it's an ice mold for God's sakes, not a p... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2011
    Seen here clearly demonstrating he knows how to cup some damn balls, Skinny McRipped demonstrates an exercise with the Free Flexor, a new piece of questionable exercise equipment consisting of a shaft and two weighted balls that, just like the Shake Weight, eerily simulates the... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2011
    Um, all soda cans are spray cans if you shake them first. Because tilting a can back/not poking your eyes out with a straw takes skill and dexterity that today's youth are lacking, soda is now available in spray-cans. Think spray-cheese, but then think soda. Then think both ... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2011
    You know what the problem with a lot of movies coming out is? THEY BLOW. They were poorly written, grossly over-marketed, and suck nards. Not because they aren't watched in seats that move. But has that stopped D-Box (D-Bag's cardboard older brother) from developing 'kineti... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2011
    Sarah White is a 24-year old therapist who practices 'naked therapy', or the act of getting butt-ass naked while you cry about the time your dad called you a loser. Iffy? Absolutely. Better than the guy who tries to hypnotize me and touch my privates? Maaaaaybe. White begi... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    What do you get when a 5" record and a CD get together and have the sexes? Nothing silly, records and CDs can't breed! Now iPods -- oh boy. They don't just Touch. See what I did there? I'm practically unstoppable. Jeff Mills latest release, The Occurrence, is pressed on... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2010
    I don't want a fancy bottle, that only drives the price of the booze up. I'm fine with plastic. As a matter of fact, one time I bought a gallon of moonshine at a gas station in Virginia that came in a re-capped milk jug. It tasted like Satan's urine but got me so crunk my vi... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2010
    In an attempt to convince consumers to always upgrade when they release an updated version of a product, Sony sneakily worked some malicious code into old-style PS3's, rendering them bunk. Thanks a lot, jerks. Kidding, that's not what happened, please don't sue me. But it to... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2010
    Because Snuggies alone don't suck enough ass, somebody went and invented Pajama Jeans. What are Pajama Jeans? I don't even want to know. But you do, don't you? Fine, I'll randomly copy/paste some paragraphs and hope they do the trick BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M A HARD-HITTING JOUR... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    Apparently battery-powered illuminated liquor bottles are becoming all the rage. They're supposed to grab your attention when you're trying to decide what to order at the bar. Yeah, TOO BAD I ALREADY KNOW WHAT I WANT (one of everything -- and keep the cherries coming). Balla... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2009
    So apparently (I can't believe I'm writing this) there's a Twilight makeup line coming out from DuWop, the cosmetic line being used during the filming of the new movie, "Blue Moon" or whatever. Want to look like a vampire and save $16? Don't sleep. Be transformed. Let the al... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2009
    Skinny Blonde Beer comes from Australia and has a skinny blonde chick on the front of the bottle that, when the temperature gets hot enough, loses her top. And, to give you a demo of this model of modern boobosity, they have the six chicks in the picture above to provide NSFW ... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2009
    The Boneless Belt is a Japanese weight loss product that's supposed to help you shed the pounds. From the look of things, I'm gonna guess it's far less effective than exercise or tying a dry cleaning bag over your head. But hey, different strokes for different folks gullible ... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2009
    The Human Regenerator is a $553,400 piece of monkey shit that's supposed to make you live longer or something. Personally, I think it looks suspiciously like Superman's tanning bed of solitude. The Human Regenerator is a Quantum-Pulse-Device that imitates and generates the ce... / Continue →