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  • July 1, 2015
    Brothers Jeff and Ron Dontknowtheirlastname have exchanged this same Peanuts birthday card for over 40 years. It's amazing in all that time it was never burnt up in a house fire. I've averaging like three house fires a year now. I'm starting to think someone is trying to kil... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2014
    This is the Tactical Holiday Stocking available from ThinkGeek ($20). It's a great way to let Santa know the kind of stuff you'd like your stocking to be stuffed with: guns, knives, ammo, spray cheese, airplane bottles, fireworks, lotto scratchers, nudie magazines -- all the s... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is the Plush Kitten Bouquet sold by ThinkGeek ($50). It comes with nine stuffed animal kitties attached to wooden stems by their collars. You get three gray, three white, and three orange. I want them ALL orange. Sweet fact: one time I bought five movie theater size ba... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2013
    Because if you ask a cat or child, half the fun of a present is the wrapping or box it comes in, here's some novelty raw steak wrapping paper (currently a Kickstarter). The standard set includes steak and cutting board wrapping paper, while the grade A set includes both of tho... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2013
    Because why not give your dad the gift of high cholesterol, Oscar Mayer has introduced these bacon gift sets just in time for Father's Day this year. Each box comes with one package of bacon and either a money clip ($22), bacon cuff links ($28), or a multi-tool ($25). Fingers... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2012
    This is a LEGO Santa mech built by LEGOmaniac Mark Anderson. I guess Santa got tired of having to take care for all those reindeer and (now would cover your children's eyes) SLAUGHTERED AND ATE THEM. *kids crying* I warned you. Santa's mech features a bubble of presents on ... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2012
    This is the second N-64 coffee table built by Keenan Bosworth, this time for a friend. Keenan's friends must be better than mine because I would NEVER spend that much time or effort on a present for someone that doesn't involve an elaborate hoax to make them think they're dyin... / Continue →