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Timeline Of The Best Christmas Presents

Note: Please don't squint and damage your eyes -- God knows they've already suffered enough from all the masturbating. Click HERE to see a high-res version. This...
December 3, 2010

Cheater!: Luke, I Am Your Present Shaker

This is a little cartoon of Christmas in the Skywalker household. Looks similar to mine, but with less spiked eggnog and my aunt swinging from the chandelier...
December 25, 2009

What Could Go Wrong?: Razor Blade Soap

Razor blade soap is exactly what it sounds like, unless you thought it was razor blade shaped soap, in which case it's not. No, razor blade soap...
October 26, 2009

Great Gifts On A Budget: Ghetto Baskets

Ghetto Baskets are gift baskets packed chock-full of stuff you can buy at your local convenience store. The standard Ghetto Basket costs $39, and the Ghetto Fabulous...
July 17, 2009

Wood + WALL-E = WOOD-E, Hiyo!

This is WALL-E made out of wood. It was very well constructed. Disney commissioned UK-based sculptors and a group called Morpheus Prototypes to build this wooden sculpture...
January 2, 2009

Mmmm: Fondant-y Nikon D700 DSLR Cake

Some woman's husband had a bakery make her a Nikon D700 cake, then he gave her the actual camera afterward. How romantic. Well, not as romantic as...
December 12, 2008

Sure, Why Not?: A Keyboard For Blondes

The Keyboard For Blondes is a real $50 product. What makes it for blondes? Well, it has some questionably clever keys in place of the standard ones,...
December 9, 2008