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  • December 28, 2012
    This is the leather belt lovingly crafted by leatherworker Julia for her brother's birthday. It features the last level of Super Mario Bros. painstakingly pressed out and painted. That's a belt I would be proud to wear. Now hear me out: let's say I was bad and deserved a spa... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2010
    Note: Please don't squint and damage your eyes -- God knows they've already suffered enough from all the masturbating. Click HERE to see a high-res version. This is the (Subjective) Timeline of the Best Gifts Ever. I guess it's not really Christmas-specific like I mentioned ... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2010
    Now I know what you're wondering, "Jesus, GW -- are you really posting this just so you don't have to bookmark the product page to find it again?" And yes, that is 110% why I'm posting this. That and I have a birthday coming up and I have yet to receive a single present. You... / Continue →
  • December 26, 2009
    There's nothing I can't stand more than a screaming child. If I ever have children they're never gonna scream. Or cry. Or, God willing, know who their father is. I'm a role model! Goodbye N64 Kid, Hello Xbox 360 Kid [gizmodo]... / Continue →
  • December 25, 2009
    This is a little cartoon of Christmas in the Skywalker household. Looks similar to mine, but with less spiked eggnog and my aunt swinging from the chandelier during dinner. Calm down, they're just candied yams! I hope it's a new hand! [comixed] Thanks to Nathan, who got not... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2009
    Razor blade soap is exactly what it sounds like, unless you thought it was razor blade shaped soap, in which case it's not. No, razor blade soap has an actual razor blade inside. A nice rusty one. But don't worry -- you'll bleed out well before the lockjaw sets in. Availabl... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2009
    Hell yeah a bacon of the month club. Truthfully, I only thought there was one kind of bacon (delicious), but what do I know? I'm just a man who has all his meals prepared for him by a non-robotic bartender. Anyway, for a staggering $315 you can join the Grateful Palate BOTM ... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2009
    Ghetto Baskets are gift baskets packed chock-full of stuff you can buy at your local convenience store. The standard Ghetto Basket costs $39, and the Ghetto Fabulous basket $46 (comes with a bow). You never know exactly what each Ghetto Basket will include. It all depends on ... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2009
    This is WALL-E made out of wood. It was very well constructed. Disney commissioned UK-based sculptors and a group called Morpheus Prototypes to build this wooden sculpture of Wall-E as a gift for Pixar/Disney Chief Creative Officer John Lasseter. Impressive, but I could have... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2008
    Some woman's husband had a bakery make her a Nikon D700 cake, then he gave her the actual camera afterward. How romantic. Well, not as romantic as presenting your wife with a cake that looks like two hands, then giving her the clap, but, pfft, what is? Hit the jump for a bunc... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2008
    The Keyboard For Blondes is a real $50 product. What makes it for blondes? Well, it has some questionably clever keys in place of the standard ones, comes complete with audio, and a lovely pink coloration. The all-pink keyboard swaps out standard keys with funnier, dumber ke... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2008
    Looking for that perfect present for the Tetris fan in your family? How about two free therapy sessions? No? Okay, how about a $70 Tetris bracelet? This handmade Tetris resin bracelet is embellished with a scene from the classic block-stacking puzzler. Created by Warsaw a... / Continue →