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  • September 12, 2014
    A new fossil discovery in the Sahara desert indicates that Spinosaurus, possibly the largest predator to ever walk the earth, may have also been the first swimming dinosaur. My God, what an erotic pool party that would be! *ripping off bathing suit* MARCO. The 95-million-yea... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2014
    Meet Dreadnoughtus schrani, a newly described species of herbivorous dinosaur so massive paleontologists named it after 20th century dreadnought sailing ships because the f***er was so big it probably wasn't afraid of anything. Although maybe the one whose bones were discovere... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2014
    The fossilized remains of a previously unknown species of giant penguin have been found in Antarctica. Palaeeudyptes klekowskii ("Colossus Penguin") stood almost seven feet tall, and weighed around 250 pounds. For reference, my roommate is 5'4" and almost 300. Plus just a t... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2014
    This is a fossilized femur from a new dinosaur species discovered in Argentina that might be the world's largest. Believed to be a new species of Titanosaur (a sauropod, like Brontosaurus), the beast could have reached 40-meters (~130 feet) in length, 20-meters (~65 feet, or 7... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2014
    Sorry folks, I am dealing with something. This is The President, a 3,200-year old giant Sequoia that lives in the Sierra Nevadas (also a great beer) in California. And he's never moved -- 3,200 years in the exact same spot! Me? I'd get restless. The tree stands 247-feet ta... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2014
    This is the giant aluminum sea serpent skeleton designed by artist Huang Yong Ping and installed in the Loire River where it empties into the Bay of Biscay near Nantes, France. It was not modeled after a real sea serpent. Although it looks like it may have been modeled after-... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2013
    This is a giant cat shaped sofa. It doesn't have arms or a back like a traditional sofa though, so it's really more of a giant cat pillow. Whatever you want to call it, I'd sleep on it. "What if I call it a Cozy Kitty?" I'd sleep on a Cozy Kitty! "What about a Cat Napper?"... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2013
    I know I posted that unicorn cake earlier but then this zombie horse one showed up in my inbox (I thought it was boner pill spam at first) and I just need to get it out of my system so there are no more equine cakes to post tomorrow. Created by the Tattooed Bakers for the open... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2013
    The Navy has announced it's sold its first 'supercarrier' ever built (in 1954), the USS Forrestal, for a single cent. I will never forgive you for not outbidding the winner and buying it for me to use as a secret base. The supercarrier was made available for donation to an el... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2013
    This is a video created by amateur astronomer and Youtuber Yetipc1 of what it would look like if the moon, which normally orbits earth at 384,400km (~238,855-miles), orbited earth at the same distance as the International Space Station, around 420km (260-miles). Apparently i... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2013
    Note: To everyone sending me the dinosaur smut novels story I already posted it on Monday. Don't you people read?! "Not at all." I didn't think so. These are giant hornets. They're like regular hornets, but f***ing giant. And apparently they've been swarming and killing p... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2013
    I spy a Steve Jobs lookalike! WIRED magazine teamed up with the Stan Winston School and Legacy Effects to bring this 9.5-foot, 400-pound robot costume to this year's San Diego Comic-Con. And this is a video of Mythbusters' Adam Savage meeting the beast. When I meet it? A wa... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2013
    This is the $50 Sasquatch cocktail shaker from HomeWetBar. It can mix up to 110-ounces of booze at a time. For reference, that's one really big-ass drink. Did somebody say margaritas? Somebody better have. Plus when you order thing you have the option to have it custom eng... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2013
    This is a new species of tarantula recently discovered in Sri Lanka that's the size of a human face. For reference, close your eyes and imagine one with its abdomen resting on your lips. Can you feel its legs tickling behind your ears? No need to thank me. They prefer well-... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2013
    Seen here looking all majestic (in my mind there were angels singing), this is the Hulk shaped cloud spotted by Redditor Bartonnen's father. I'm not sure how long the green giant stood up there terrifying locals, but a skywriter missed a golden opportunity to add a 'HULK SMASH... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2013
    This is a couple seconds of that giant squid video that's supposed to come out later this month. This clip was aired on some morning news program, where Miami correspondent Doug Herpaderp had this to say: "Of course, after yesterday's news of the baby giant squid and this one,... / Continue →
  • December 26, 2012
    This is a giant Bowser LEGO mech built by cool dude Zane Houston. I'm not gonna lie, if Bowser used this thing to kidnap the princess I'd probably just let her go and start banging Toad instead. Years of battling Mario and Luigi has taken its toll on Bowser; to compensate he ... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2012
    Because what fun is collecting something piece by piece when you can just get them ALL AT ONCE, here's a massive 1,950 Star Wars action figure collection for sale on eBay. I know at least two people in real life who are trying to conceal boners right now after seeing this. An... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2012
    This is a giant 'Roxy the Rancor' sculpture carved for the upcoming Star Wars Celebration in Orlando, Florida. I think it's supposed to be life-size. Personally, I think it seems a little small, but what do I know? SPOILER: That my my penis would look like a sewing needle in... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2012
    This is gallery of Middle Earth's Moria faithfully recreated to scale in Minecraft. No clue how long it took, how many people it took, or what they could have accomplished if they were doing something more productive, all I know is it's pretty impressive and I couldn't have do... / Continue →