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  • June 29, 2015
    This is a short tutorial from PeepMyEats (don't mind if I do) of how to deep fry a Big Mac at home. It's pretty much the exact same as deep frying anything else -- give it an egg wash, cover it in breading (in this case Panko bread crumbs), toss it in a deep fryer, and kiss yo... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2015
    The Sandwich Knife actually consists of two knives, with one blade offset vertically so when you cut from a loaf, it keeps the bottom of the two pieces of sandwich bread attached. They'll cost around $30 - $40 depending on how quickly you order one, and whether the Kickstarter... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2015
    This is 'Jurassic Sweet', a mashup by artist Alejo Malia imagining dinosaurs as delicious treats. And here I've thought dinosaurs were sweet enough without a sugary coating. Speaking of -- what do you think dinosaurs smelled like? Because in my mind velociraptors smelled lik... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2013
    This is the birthday cake made by Wedding Cakes By Nicole featuring Donkey Kong, Pac-Man, Tetris and Frogger scenes on each side, and Pong on the top. And if you think I wouldn't peel all those characters off and eat them you are wrong. Dead wrong. If you were a video game y... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    NEEDS MORE RED PEPPER FLAKES. This is a child posing with a werewolf face shaped pizza in what appears to be the stock room of a restaurant. YOU'LL EAT IN THE BACK WITH THE RATS, BOY. I'm not sure what happened to the werewolf's bottom fang, but my guess is got dipped in som... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2011
    If it's anything like Peeps ass, I'm in for a treat! Note: Worthwhile high-res version with four pics HERE. This is the Michelin Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (of Ghostbusters fame, derder!) stuck between a rock and a hard place piece of chocolate and graham cracker. Unfortunate... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2010
    This is Link in 8-bit Skittle form by deviantARTist Matt McManis. As you can see, he looks pretty delicious despite the lack of red Skittles, which I think we can all agree are the best ones unless you have absolutely zero taste or decency. I assume the sword hilt is made wit... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2010
    You see what they did there? I do. They made the candles look like Charmander's breathing fire. Eagle eyes: I have them. Also, a Tasmanian devil dong. WAABWUBLABLAB!! Whoa, easy there partner. You could probably use the same technique for a dragon cake although I don't kn... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    I leave my iPhone on the back of the toilet tank because I'm working on 3-starring all the Angry Bird levels while I sit on the john. So yeah, think twice before you borrow somebody else's phone -- your mouth is probably an inch away from shit particulate. [Insert transition ... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    The $12 Doughnut-To-Go dougnut briefcase is a briefcase for the safe and secure transport of sprinkled deliciousness (NOT bananas). More of a jelly-filled kind of person? You're shit out of luck, because these only work with holed donuts. HEY McFLY, YOU BOJO -- DOUGHNUT-TO-G... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    Can't decide which superhero you want on your cake? No problem -- just slap a bunch on there! Just don't slap Hulk's ass, because he can and will get angry ON YOUR FACE. Robin? Not so much. "Holy tweaked nips, Batman -- you could cut glass with those things!" "I know, ... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2010
    In reality, everything is edible, it might just be your last meal. Plutonium? You CAN put it in your mouth. Spiders too, except they probably WON'T kill you. But they will lay eggs in your tonsils! Haha -- have fun dreaming about that one tonight! Anyway, oven-baked edibl... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2010
    You see this 3-D T-rex constructed entirely out of pancakes? It was made by Jim. Jim is the Picasso of pancakes. The Van Gogh of the griddle. The....dammit, I thought I had this. During our recent trip to New York we visited the Museum of Natural History. We got to see som... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2010
    Note: Short video of the magical deliciousness after the jump. How can a bartender pour a set of multi-colored shots from the same shaker? SPOILER: it's called layering, and you can float one drink on top of another provided the specific gravity of the bottom is higher than... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2010
    Can't decide what kind of pizza to order? Go get Taco Bell instead. Ooooor demand the Little Caesar make 20 little pizzas and put them on one larger pizza, so you've got options. Me? My options are running out. Right now I'm looking at filing for bankruptcy or faking my ow... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2010
    There are two kinds of desserts in this world: those that glow, and those that taste like ass. Thankfully, Hostess (I SAID I'LL SEAT MYSELF!) GloBalls glow. But not really, they're just bright-ass green and are the official prepacked fattening food snack of the Green Lantern.... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2010
    This is a pizza that looks like a mushroom cloud. No word on whether it set off the smoke detector, but my guess is yes provided they didn't take the batteries out to put in the Geiger counter. So, give it to me straight: if I eat the whole thing you think I'll gain any super... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    That's right folks, no more sifting through boxes of Lucky Charms just to make a single bowl of marshmallows! Now you can have one whenever you want. Goodbye oat bran, hello cavities! (I'm gonna stash a bag in my ass for snacking you see). Here at Cereal Marshmallows Our ... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2010
    That's right folks, deep-fried beer pockets. Finally, a reason to live again! Ever since the inauguration five years ago of the Big Tex Choice Awards at the Texas State Fair, food vendors have been deep-frying the impossible in their pursuit of the Most Creative and Best Tast... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2010
    Note: Slightly larger image HERE. These are some impressive looking Star Wars cupcakes by Flickr user lclllc. They kind of have a LEGO vibe to them but maybe that's just me. Also just me: a birthday on the 12th. Kidding, I'm sure there's at least two of us. But that's not ... / Continue →