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  • August 7, 2012
    This is the currently available selection of geeky handpainted bras from Etsy seller Sceneshoes (of Ninja Turtle and Pokemon bra fame). Hit the jump to seem the all, including some Portal, Star Trek, Wonder Woman and Mario action. There's even an 'I *wink wink nudge nudge* H... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2012
    Did I tell you I got to sit in on a table read for a Futurama episode yesterday? Because I did that. Matt Groening and the whole cast was there, it was pretty awesome. I even wrote about it in my diary. See? "That's a picture of Bender with giant X's for eyes and you drink... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2011
    This is a series of minimalistic scientific cards by artist Nicole Martinez, each featuring a geeky lil way to tell that special someone, "I am in the loves with you." Granted I'd argue some of them actually say "you give me a boner", but what do I know? I'm just a grown-ass ... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2011
    First two robot posts in a row, now two LEGO ones. Looks like it's turning into a 2-for-Tuesday, folks! No -- just a beautiful day in the neighborhood? Then why do I hear screaming and gunshots? *locking door* This is a gallery of this summer's blockbuster movie posters wi... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2011
    Hey Juggernaut -- smell my finger. That's Jabba's @$$hole! Because geeky-ass songs are all the rage these days, here's 'Tonight I'm Frakkin' You', a parody of Enrique Englesias' 'Tonight (I'm F***ing You)', which I've never heard and have no intentions of starting now. Also:... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2011
    [GW's Note: I've set the microwave on fire twice, this review is presented without commentary by my ladyfriend] Cooking for Geeks ($22) is not your typical, boring-ass cookbook with recipes -- oh no -- it's jam-packed with scienc-y stuff! Jeff Potter takes an Alton Brown-esque... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2010
    Swimsuits: if you take yours off in line at a water park they'll kick you out. Thankfully, Black Milk Clothing, a company best known for the sessy-ass Space Invader tights I posted back in January, has you covered. Literally -- their stuff will cover your privates. Now, I kn... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2010
    This is a song/music video entitled 'Geek and Gamer Girls' (another Katy Perry 'California Girls' parody) by Team Unicorn. I thought that one chick in the back right was Evangeline Lilly for the longest time aside, allegedly Team Unicorn is a group of real-life gamer girls whi... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2010
    Note: Much larger version HERE in case you're actually an optometrist and want to print it out and use it. This is a sci-fi eye chart. WTF's a sci-fi eye chart? I'm glad you asked, because now I have the perfect opportunity to try out this new copy/paste feature my teacher j... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2010
    This is the music video for a song called 'Tron Girl' by Barely Political. It looks like something you'd see on Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! except it actually makes sense and you didn't have to stay up past your bedtime on a Sunday night to watch it. Plus it's avail... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2010
    Microsoft Game Studios Software Development Engineer Ray Arifianto's soon-to-be wife had this custom USB wedding band made for him. Why? Because flash memory is the language of looooove. Psyche, it's actually COBOL C++. The gold ring isn't actually a functional USB drive, b... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2010
    This is Tokyoflash's latest design, the $170 Kisai 'Changing Lanes'. It looks good. What doesn't is the dent in my fender BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T USE YOUR F***ING BLINKER. Hours are displayed on the left side of the interface, starting with 1:00 at the top, traveling down to 6:00... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    Note: Trailer is after the jump. This is a screenshot from a porno parody of 'The Big Bang Theory'. I dunno, maybe it's for you. Me? I don't watch adult movies, I live them. Did somebody call a plumber? No? Electrician? Did you order a pizza? I'M HERE TO BONE DAMMIT. ... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2010
    Are you a stripper looking to add a little geeky flair to all that gyratin' and booty grindin' you do around the pole? Then you're in luck, thanks to Lady Tornade's custom Pac-Man pasties. And they're only 60 euros (~$80)! Wait, what? MAKE YOUR OWN OUT OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2010
    This is a cute geeky chick with lightsaber finger tattoos. Impressive. Just a heads up though: you gotta be careful with those things. Because I used to have one myself. Sent my girlfriend's vajayjay to the emergency room. Picture Thanks to Jessie, who got samurai sword f... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    It's exactly what the title says. Although I would have liked to see the Rubik's cube a little more mixed up. Jesus -- what is this, amateur hour? Youtube Thanks to b00geyman, who can balance 16 books on his head, solve two Rubik's cubes and recite pi to 1,000 digits. Now ... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2010
    In bad news for guys who can't grow a beard, a recent study indicates that women find a little facial hair and a geeky personality the two biggest turn-ons. Really? THEN WHY HAVEN'T I EVER SEEN A BOOB?! Despite complaining that it looks unkempt and feels rough to touch, the ... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2010
    Looking for a shirt Sheldon wore on 'The Big Bang Theory'? Well you're in luck, because SheldonShirts.com is a visual database of the tees and includes links to the product pages. So, yeah, now you can brag to your friends you're wearing the same shirt as Sheldon. Which, I d... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2010
    Generally isn't a good idea. UNLESS YOU'RE TRYING TO MEET THE AWESOMEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD! Now I know what you're thinking, and no, this isn't me. I don't live in Alaska and I've been petitioning Craigslist for 'Man Seeking Dino' listings for years now (bigots!). So, which... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2009
    This is a picture by deviantARTist Rose-Bullets of the Vulcan salute made out of Elvish bread ON A DINOSAUR PLATE. Geekiest thing you've seen all day? No? Well screw you Mr. I See All Kinds Of Super Geeky Things -- how about a tip every once in awhile? You are such a jerk. ... / Continue →