Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial Hedonistica

Results for "geek"

  • June 27, 2013
    This is the graph created by Burr Settles (links to his website with way more details) using Twitter data to determine which terms are used more often around the words 'geek' and 'nerd'. Hey, I'm just happy to see 'boobies' made the list. Personally, I'm a pretty serious boob... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Note: Infographic has been cut for the main page, see the entire long-ass thing after the jump. Because apparently some people pleasure themselves to infographics the way normal people like you or I would to dino p0rn, here's another geeks vs. nerds one (even crappier earlier ... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2011
    [GW's Note: I've set the microwave on fire twice, this review is presented without commentary by my ladyfriend] Cooking for Geeks ($22) is not your typical, boring-ass cookbook with recipes -- oh no -- it's jam-packed with scienc-y stuff! Jeff Potter takes an Alton Brown-esque... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2010
    Get it? Because it's the guy from Firefly with a Star Trek quote mis-attributed to a Star Wars character! Some fanboy just blew out the back of his Buck Rodgers boxers in a fit of nerd-rage and now has to call his mom to bring him freshies. You should know by now to always b... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2010
    Note: This is a little small to read without straining your eyes, click HERE to see the thing in all its high-res glory, GLORY, HALLELUJAH. But I thought the geek was intelligently designed! Get it? Smarts and stuff, yo -- book learnin'. Also, Glee geeks, really? Cause I'm... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2010
    Note: Video after the jump is VERY NSFW due to language and subtitles. Also, it may spoil the end of LOST if you haven't seen it (the smoke monster kills everybody). This is a rap song by duo Sidecar entitled 'You F***ed It Up', which basically consists of two whinny twinks c... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2010
    This is a parody of the Katy Perry (who's actually a parody of a real musician) hit 'I Kissed a Girl'. Except this one's called 'I Kissed a Nerd'. It was created by the Damsels of Dorkington and is definitely worth a watch if you're bored. Or lonely. Or looking for love in ... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Today, May 25th, is Geek Pride Day. Be geeky, be proud. Ask out that geeky girl you've always wanted AND DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. Kidding -- no means no, Don Juan. Geek Pride Day is an initiative which claims the right of every person to be a nerd or a geek. It has been... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    And that, my friends, is exactly why I'm a geek. Now I don't know about you, but I am NOT socially inept. As a matter of fact, one time I even talked to a stranger at a bar. Wrong number. I'm suave! FINALLY: The Difference between Nerd, Dork, and Geek Explained by a Venn D... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2010
    Many of you are probably thinking I only posted this because I needed something I could just toss up quick and dirty to keep you entertained while I unload a shit-ton of boxes. Well those people are 100% correct and should consider careers in child psychology. jmi3i [izit] ... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2010
    Last week it was 'The New Dork Anthem', and this week it's 'The New Dork', a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Key's 'Empire State of Mind' by pantless knights, the same makers as the 'I'm on a Mac' song and dance. It's an attempt at reclaiming the term "dork" and embracing a new, pos... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2009
    This is a gallery of blackboard signs from a coffee shop in Beatsthehelloutofme, Insertstatehere. Everybody who works there must be some kind of geek because they all feature characters you're probably familiar with (plus Gary Busey, because he's f***ing insane). Anybody know... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2009
    In news that shouldn't surprise anyone, not even my grandma (who thinks computers are fancy televisions from the future), a recent study has found that the geek stereotype keeps women from pursuing careers in computer science. "When people think of computer science, the image ... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2009
    This is a diagram of geek culture created by illustrator Julianna Brion. This version is kinda small though so hit this button right CHEER to see it in it's full-blown glory. I thought it was pretty neat. Although, admittedly, I was more than a little disappointed to not see... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2009
    This is a Threadless shirt titled 'I Be Au Sm' that was designed by Lawrence Villanueva. If you look carefully and are super observant it spells 'GEEK' whether you read top to bottom or left to right, but NOT right to left. Then it spells 'EGKE' or 'EKGE', neither of which is... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2009
    So there's this alleged 'Geek Test' on Facebook that I took and I scored a 2 out of 10. A FREAKING TWO! Do you know who I am, you stupid Facebook piece of test? Who wrote you? TELL ME WHO WROTE YOU!! Because I am going to beat them within a micron of their life with a scie... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2009
    You know that show The Soup that cuts down a day's worth of teletubes to a 30 minute show? Well now there's one for the interwebs. Web Soup premieres tonight on G4 at 9PM eastern and highlights the best shit on the internut. Plus, it's partially written by Anticlown loyalist... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2009
    Responding to my request that the gamer chick pose atop a dinosaur with Link's Master Sword, Geekologie Reader Pepper sent me a picture of herself wielding said sword. Unfortunately, there's no dinosaur (just two ponies humping and a questionable computer background). Thoug... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2009
    While this little gallery of cars undoubtedly showcases some seriously geeky automobiles, I don't know if they're the geekiest. I'd like to think the Zelda-mobile and the AeroCivic would be in the running for top prize. That said, I would still never be caught dead in one of ... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2008
    Remember the Lord of the Rings candy battle? Yeah, those orcs looked freaking yummy. Well here comes another sweet (!) gallery, this time of all gingerbread geekery. There's something for everyone, so hit the jump for a bunch more deliciousness. Then get inspired and make y... / Continue →